I think JK Rowling alone will make that an impossible dream. Then there's dozens of other high profile GCs like Jo Cherry, Doc Stock, Helen Joyce, Julie Bindel etc. Then there's Mumsnet and the wider public.
Kier may think he'll succeed in settling them all down, but I don't think he's up to it.
Reading the article I wonder why Conservatives chose to enact emergency legislation to protect children with the puberty blocker ban, but didn't bother amending the EA? Not saying that anything wrong with pb ban, just maybe they're fine with the erosion of women's rights so they have a front to fight on at next GE.