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Lorraine Kelly on Woman's Hour, plugging her new novel...

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WinterTrees · 16/02/2024 10:37

Oh joy - Lorraine Kelly has decided to bless the literary world with her particular brand of perkiness in fictional form. Anita Rani (of course) in full fawning mode, expressing wide-eyed delight that it's been endorsed by Marian Keyes (as if celebrities don't all quote on each other's books because it's all a back-scratching club) and that one of the main characters - in a wild swimming club no less - is Freya, who started life as Magnus, 'a wee boy'. Lorraine making much of 'women supporting women' and 'being accepted for who you are' 'being allowed to live as yourself' etc etc.

It's annoying enough that another TV celebrity with no writing background has been given a premier publishing slot with the marketing budget, PR platform and retail shelf space that will now not be available to writers who make an increasingly precarious living from books. Even more galling that she's used this uneven playing field to promote her luxury beliefs and transmit her virtue signalling to a captive audience in a cosy, twee fictional setting where the likes of Isla Bryson and Amy George can be conveniently airbrushed out of existence. And to pretend she cares about empowering women.

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Nevercloserfortherestofourlives · 17/02/2024 16:25

And how can Freya be, in part, based on her grandmother ?
Unless her grandmother had also begun life a a wee boy ?

Nevercloserfortherestofourlives · 17/02/2024 16:22

Just listening to WWH. LK on, what a load of fucking shite. I know R4 is not what it used to be but bloody hell. It’s like a radio version of ‘Take a Break (Shite) ‘

Early on she bangs on about having a houseful of books when she was growing up (in very reduced circumstances in Glasgow). If she had actually read any of those books surely she would have known that writing her own was a bad, bad idea .

Crankywiddershins · 17/02/2024 16:22

TinselAngel · 16/02/2024 18:31

It must be the new version of the woman who leaves a corporate job/ an abusive relationship and moves to the countryside/ seaside (possibly following an inheritance) and sets up a sweet shop/ bakery / café, and has an affair with a mysterious village resident.

You just described my retirement plan!

socialdilemmawhattodo · 17/02/2024 15:35

AzureBlue99 · 17/02/2024 08:16

She was unbearable and so out of place on Graham Norton last night. Smug, not funny, not talented, faux twee with an unfeasibly long career in a medium that usually spits people out.

She was awful last night. I wasn't expecting that as I dont watch her normally. Felt the couch was too over-crowded anyway, but she butted into every segment.

LamonicBibber1 · 17/02/2024 15:20

@Tessisme ohh yes I laugh more than the kids do at Mr Gum books! They really got my youngest into independent reading. What really sold it for him was the scene where Alan Taylor gets his raisin eye nicked by a stray cat 😅

lollipoprainbow · 17/02/2024 14:02

It must be the new version of the woman who leaves a corporate job/ an abusive relationship and moves to the countryside/ seaside (possibly following an inheritance) and sets up a sweet shop/ bakery / café, and has an affair with a mysterious village resident.

The gorgeous mysterious villager who is always conveniently single/separated/divorced/widowed.

lollipoprainbow · 17/02/2024 13:52

Remember how rude she was to Esther Mcvey? Ghastly woman her nicey nicey smiley act doesn't wash with me, she's nasty.

NeighbourhoodWatchPotholeDivision · 17/02/2024 13:40

MrsWhattery · 16/02/2024 23:43

That excerpt is also confusing because there’s a RL Scottish journalist called Magnus Linklater. I know they’re both Orkney names but I kept wondering why something seemed oddly familiar.

To add an extra layer of confusion, the journalist Magnus Linklater has a daughter called Freya.

MrsDanversGlidesAgain · 17/02/2024 13:39

MotherEarthisaTerf · 17/02/2024 12:20

it physically hurt. How did that pish get through editing?

The same way 50 Shades did - also a physically painful read. The editors knew it would sell, especially with Kelly's name on it. The fact she'd be booted out of a creative writing class if she came out with that dreck as an exercise is irrelevant.

Tessisme · 17/02/2024 13:08

Ha! Love it @LamonicBibber1. Publish it. Also love your user name. I could barely read the Mr Gum books to DS2 I was laughing so much😆

MotherEarthisaTerf · 17/02/2024 12:20

PaterPower · 16/02/2024 14:24

My god, that extract was painful to read.

it physically hurt. How did that pish get through editing?

ZIGGY7 · 17/02/2024 12:16

In time, there will be a book written about the downfall of a TV host who falls out of favour when it’s common knowledge that the mutilation and sterilisation of children is the biggest medical scandal since lobotomies.
Please goddess.

Birdsworth · 17/02/2024 11:17

It's got great^^ reviews on Amazon. Shock

They can't be genuine unless that page is a hoax. 🧐 People can't read that and think it's any good.

MinnieCauldwell · 17/02/2024 08:57

LK drags her nepo baby daughter along now to almost everything, lining her up for a presenting job I predict..

bigbadbarry · 17/02/2024 08:32

I turned Woman’s Hour off at the point AK got giddy with excitement that Marian Keyes had endorsed this book. WTF

Fizbosshoes · 17/02/2024 08:29

mids2019 · 17/02/2024 08:18

Let's think about all those bloody good authors out there that don't get a look in with publishers as they don't have wealth, publicity or connections. Our country is just to some of the greatest literary names in the planet so why do we foist such cheap on the public, have we really summed down that much?

Agree 100%
It must be galling as an unknown author (any genre) to get a breakthrough when every other celeb is writing or pretending to write fiction, lifestyle, cookery, their 3rd autobiography etc and then getting to promote it on radio and TV.

domineastronomy · 17/02/2024 08:24

I feel a review coming on!

mids2019 · 17/02/2024 08:21

I think it would be a great book to tell the take of a group of powerful publicists and media execs mocking the public for their own gratification by using all their publishing and marketing might to make the public but a book which was objectively awful just to show it could be done......

NooNakedJacuzziness · 17/02/2024 08:20

I could only read that extract from LK in her exact voice, so very tweee. @LamonicBibber1 I'd much rather read yours!

mids2019 · 17/02/2024 08:18

Let's think about all those bloody good authors out there that don't get a look in with publishers as they don't have wealth, publicity or connections. Our country is just to some of the greatest literary names in the planet so why do we foist such cheap on the public, have we really summed down that much?

AzureBlue99 · 17/02/2024 08:16

She was unbearable and so out of place on Graham Norton last night. Smug, not funny, not talented, faux twee with an unfeasibly long career in a medium that usually spits people out.

EarringsandLipstick · 17/02/2024 08:14

The extract posted is also terrifying. It's awful writing - I mean, execrable, I know she's famous but still, how did it get published? But it's the narrative that's being pushed, that then becomes part of her discourse, interviews, reviews, that's more problematic. The silly depiction of what it means to be trans - which is surely diminishing the experience of trans people, and the personal / physical challenges they may encounter if they make choices around transitioning?

EarringsandLipstick · 17/02/2024 08:11

LamonicBibber1 · 17/02/2024 00:32

She is terrifying. The banality of evil, personified, in probably expensive slacks that look curiously Matalan. And a bright breezy viscose blouse, wrapping up the parcel of teflon-coated cheery horror.
Like Dahl's Witches, almost normal to the naked eye, but something is harrowingly off just behind the scenes, behind the scones. Pleasant teeth that would bite off your finger in the dusk, after the picnic blanket is lifted and the mask slips.

I get the distinct impression, were you to be at her house, she would trill and giggle, a chirpy brogue, a winking innocence. She would smilingly add four sugars to your tea even as you are politely protesting that you actually don't take any sugar thanks; her gentle titanium grip tightening on your wrist, all harmless teeth as she insists that you try her Lovely Scottish Homemade Lovely Oatcakes, pushing you into her verdant garden carrying a jazzy plate of them to go with the sugar tea.

She's showing you the tulips now. Now, she's pointing out a cute bird's nest in her oak tree. Holding your face under the flow of the gently babbling brook now, laughing disarmingly with a flash of cheeky eye-crinkle, polishing off a few of the Lovely Oatcakes while you drown quietly.

{Disclaimer; I may be wrong but I am not wrong and I actually might write this into a book too, main character can be called Korraine Lelly perhaps..)

AMAZING!

Please write a book!

🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌🙌

ApocalipstickNow · 17/02/2024 07:57

in probably expensive slacks that look curiously Matalan
Oof! 😂

Thats exquisite insulting 👏👏👏

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CampervanKween · 17/02/2024 07:49

She reminds me of Dolores Umbridge with her tinkly laugh @LamonicBibber1 you have real genius 😅

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