Why on earth is DyIan M at the Golden Globes?!

MrsNandortheRelentless · 08/01/2024 06:53

“Alien like”, what do you mean?

It's when ET does a 👍 on Facebook.

But but but no one can tell if someone is trans ...

... Except we literally have this mechanism of uncanny valley which is designed to protect us.

I identify as a Hollywood a list celeb. sadly no one else is affirming my identity. shame on them

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The bath tub photo in this DM article makes me wonder if Dylan is also taking oestrogen now.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-12936789/Dylan-Mulvaney-Golden-Globes-red-carpet-Bud-Light.html

For people asking why others are discussing how Dylan looks - this is Dylan's job. He is a 'brand', based entirely on one USP - he's a man pretending to be a woman. His implied concept of 'woman' is based 100% on superficial aspects of his appearance - but it's only a marketable 'hook' given that he is male. So people discussing to what extent he 'passes' or doesn't is the entire point. It's what he (or at least his publicists) intend.

A beautiful dress, but the body parts sticking out i.e shoulder and foot, are quite obviously those of a bloke.

Re the allien face how very sad that despite multiple surgeries and tens of thousands of pounds spent Dylan is not a woman, and never will be. It's quite pathetic really.

Sorry for any offence caused.

Hollywood believes Dylan to be a woman up until the casting couch.

Madge has vadge.

Why are people allowed to comment on say for example, Madonna - and what she's done to her face (Imo very alien-like also) but not DM??

The dress is little girl pink. Of course

I reckon the sideburns have been bleached and it's made his face look too wide at the eyes. So probably just an unfortunate hair incident. The dress is okay but it's not a good colour on him - too close to his skin tone.

Aye, I bet.

That's sad. I thought Dylan was mucking about with make up and filters.
Surgery takes it to a whole other level where there's no going back from.

Exactly. I'm pretty certain Dylan doesn't actually think they're a girl, or has any kind of gender dysphoria. It comes across as playing a part.

I'd imagine quite a few attendees flew in from planet dildo.

That's sad. I thought Dylan was mucking about with make up and filters.
Surgery takes it to a whole other level where there's no going back from.

And I can certainly see a resemblance to ET.

The most common image of an extraterrestrial alien is of a very pale face with skin like plastic, very dark eyes and a lower face much narrower than the upper face.

So the "alien" comment is understandable

And that, ladies and gents, is why plastic surgery it to be approached with caution.

Uncanny valley, proportions all askew, 5 o’clock shadow lurking beneath the makeup. Using plastic surgery to mimic what you are not is not the choice of a healthy individual.

God, it's so sad. And weird. There's no part of me that sees Dylan Mulvaney as a 27-year-old woman - playing with tampons and calling a vagina a barbie pouch.

No-one does.

Trans people talk about 'othering'. Dylan is just othering himself to the point of no return.

When this fad is over, or when it's over for Dylan, what is he going to do after all that surgery?

Is he going to keep having more procedures, just stay relevant? To the next generation who will absolutely not be viewing him as a 'girl'?

It looks like Dylan has had plastic surgery on the cheap. The eyebrows are poorly situated, the cheekbones look as if they came from a Pick & Mix bin, and the upper half of his face is incongrous with the lower half.

If I was Dylan’s Mum ( or even a friend) I would be quite worried. Much too thin, when you consider how much the camera puts on. Arms are stick like.

I wonder if Dylan is still enjoying being a girl?

I imagine Dylan didn’t get to choose this one. Usually the photos are carefully curated.

I would be disappointed- for all I dislike Dylan’s behaviour, the usual Audrey Hepburn look was pretty good.

Perhaps it’s overzealous contouring with make-up that’s making it look so extreme.

It's surgery, though the clown makeupprobablydoesn't help. I think its fairy obvious what alien-like means. People who have substantial plastic surgery end up with shiny, too-smooth skin and odd facial proportions. Its the same look that Madonna and a lot of older celebs have but unusual to be so extreme on one so young.

Personally I agree that such criticism is unhelpful, especially when its going to get mixed in with serious topics, but people can discuss what they like.

She's a celebrity. That's why she's there

Exactly. He’s famous only for pretending to be a girl and a remarkable number of gullible people going along with it. He’s contributed nothing to our screens except shitty YouTube videos. There’s millions of those.

And if how he looks wasn’t important he would have turned up in a trackie bottoms and a hoodie. Instead he put - one presumes - effort into looking like that. It can’t be assumed that if you’re going to attempt to look a certain way that you will provoke an entirely positive reaction. Some people will find it negative. And it’s perfectly reasonable to comment on that, otherwise don’t go to the Golden Globes.