Novel genital swapping procedure proposed

Look, this is absolutely never going to get ethics approval, for all the reasons mentioned. Not going to happen.

Why are these butchers not in prison?

Psychopaths make great surgeons but there is a limit to the freedom they should be having. Becoming a modern Frankenstein surely is the line.

"Novel".

Quite.

My heart breaks for the animals they practised on to do these things. Fucking bastards.

Sweet Jesus.

Most of his patients are ideal candidates, as they are typically young, healthy and in their early 20s, he added.

Even if its possible, the chances of two young compatable patients wanting the procedure at the same time, and being in a financial position to do so, is low.

Its going to be older men financing the procedure and wanting a young match.

Good heavens, where to start. 'Top Sex Change Doctor' - sounds plausible, not. Setting all logic and actual scientific and medical knowledge aside, I can see how someone might think they can pin a Penis on a patient, but how do you pin a Vagina on someone.
It is laughable, but, a bit like human cloning, if it's been mentioned out loud then you can bet that someone somewhere (in countries where it's either unregulated or they just don't give a shit) is practising on animals and has some funding lined up do attempt this in future.

Bizarre. Reminded me of the human centipede in its gruesomeness.

Yes,I believe it's flayed and inverted to create a wound that must never be allowed to heal.

Cant see how this would work? Don't they need to turn the dick inside out to make a fanny?

Because people are just lego and you can swap bits around at will with no psychological harm, major surgical complications, regret, ethics, that kind of stuff...

no wait, that's bad teen sci fi fic.

I'm going to file this in the bin alongside the 'we are so close to being able to transplant wombs into men so that they can give birth' articles.

Surgeons who make these announcements are just getting themselves some publicity so they can sell more surgical procedures. They know damned fine it's never going to happen - but they've got more and more competition for the transmoney, so they've got to draw attention to themselves. It's the equivalent of calling yourselves AAAAPlumbers, to be the first entry in the Yellow Pages (not that that exists any more ...).

And yes, he does look like Mr Bean!

How is it a swap? I can understand a transman getting a second hand penis, but they don't have their vagina removed, do they? Is he suggesting the transman gives up her womb and ovaries? What flesh will the surgeon use for the neovagina if he has already stiched the penis on to the woman on the next table? All sorts of issues here. I hope no-one is desperate enough to offer themselves up as a patient test case to this butcher surgeon.

It's not April already is it?

This is obvious nonsense.

There was a house somewhere in the States where the slave owner experimented like this on those poor people. Not going to google it again, it was an absolute nightmare.

Is it just me or at a very quick glance does he look a little bit like Mr Bean?

Peak Frankenstein 🫣