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Notaflippinclue · 04/11/2023 22:14

Why the fuck has MUMSNET cancelled her

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JanesLittleGirl · 07/11/2023 22:29

Boiledbeetle · 07/11/2023 22:16

Yep! Mine would be where's the fried egg?

Good point; well made. I'm living in an hotel atm and have become so used to getting two fried eggs every morning that they have drifted out of my conscience. I am fixated about the fried slice because it isn't an option. They try to persuade me that a hash brown is an acceptable alternative. It isn't. Plus the black pudding isn't crunchy on the outside. Bloody Londoners!

Faffertea · 07/11/2023 22:18

I’m quite happy with WBH (with warm milk natch) but I draw the line at banana peel bacon.

Im sorry but if that makes me a BERF then so be it.

Boiledbeetle · 07/11/2023 22:16

JanesLittleGirl · 07/11/2023 22:04

I have to say that if I was presented with a couple of slices of banana bacon, a sausage, a slice of black pudding, a fried slice and beans, words would be spoken.

Yep! Mine would be where's the fried egg?

terryleather · 07/11/2023 22:14

TinselAngel · 07/11/2023 22:10

I sometimes think there's no end to her depravity.

There isn't.

Boiledbeetle · 07/11/2023 22:13

ArthurbellaScott · 07/11/2023 21:38

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I think I preferred Arabella. Arthurbella is like some evil twin!

TinselAngel · 07/11/2023 22:10

I sometimes think there's no end to her depravity.

RethinkingLife · 07/11/2023 22:08

TinselAngel · 07/11/2023 21:58

News in from Lang, I suppose predictably she says she would eat the banana bacon, but it doesn't look as nice as WBH.

Well, if people are prepared to eat Weetabix and banana…it's not that much of a stretch to banana peel bacon.

I always remember Lang asking if anyone else made hot chocolate with Nutella…

Helleofabore · 07/11/2023 22:06

TinselAngel · 07/11/2023 19:31

I often wonder if all the Malaga Airport FWR ploppers are one person who keeps name changing.

I did think this could have some truth and I did ask. That question was conveniently ignored though.

JanesLittleGirl · 07/11/2023 22:04

ArthurbellaScott · 07/11/2023 22:00

See?

All👏Banana 👏Dishes 👏Are 👏Valid

I have to say that if I was presented with a couple of slices of banana bacon, a sausage, a slice of black pudding, a fried slice and beans, words would be spoken.

ArthurbellaScott · 07/11/2023 22:04

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Banana Potassium GIF
GailBlancheViola · 07/11/2023 22:03

ArthurbellaScott · 07/11/2023 21:27

Gail, come on. You're throwing the banoffee pie out with the bananawater, there.

Grin

No to either banoffee pie or bananawater (whatever he hell that is!)

ApocalipstickNow · 07/11/2023 22:01

Welcome to the end times, people.

Wink Flirt GIF
ArthurbellaScott · 07/11/2023 22:00

TinselAngel · 07/11/2023 21:58

News in from Lang, I suppose predictably she says she would eat the banana bacon, but it doesn't look as nice as WBH.

See?

All👏Banana 👏Dishes 👏Are 👏Valid

TinselAngel · 07/11/2023 21:58

News in from Lang, I suppose predictably she says she would eat the banana bacon, but it doesn't look as nice as WBH.

Girlontherailreplacementbusservice · 07/11/2023 21:47

ArthurbellaScott · 07/11/2023 21:08

No thank you
No.
Nope.
No way.
Nooooooooooooo.

JanesLittleGirl · 07/11/2023 21:46

ArthurbellaScott · 07/11/2023 21:38

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That gif actually made me feel sick. Well done!

No food is bacon unless it started as pig.

Trans Bacon Is Not Bacon.

FreddysSquishyBollock · 07/11/2023 21:45

🙀

ArthurbellaScott · 07/11/2023 21:38

JanesLittleGirl · 07/11/2023 21:33

That is a banana skin dressed, made up and scented to claim validation as

www.wiltshirecountryfayre.co.uk/product/wiltshire-rind-on-smoked-streaky-bacon-240g/

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Margot Robbie No GIF by Saturday Night Live
ArthurbellaScott · 07/11/2023 21:34

IcakethereforeIam · 07/11/2023 21:31

Have you tried it?

Yes. It's alright.

JanesLittleGirl · 07/11/2023 21:33

ArthurbellaScott · 07/11/2023 21:08

That is a banana skin dressed, made up and scented to claim validation as

www.wiltshirecountryfayre.co.uk/product/wiltshire-rind-on-smoked-streaky-bacon-240g/

IcakethereforeIam · 07/11/2023 21:31

Have you tried it?

WickedSerious · 07/11/2023 21:29

ArthurbellaScott · 07/11/2023 21:08

Oooooh,interesting.

ArthurbellaScott · 07/11/2023 21:27

Gail, come on. You're throwing the banoffee pie out with the bananawater, there.

ArthurbellaScott · 07/11/2023 21:26

TinselAngel · 07/11/2023 21:11

Fuck me

😁

GailBlancheViola · 07/11/2023 21:17

We've sunk to the depths of cooking bananas this is a new low, cooking any part of a banana is a crime of untold proportions - as is mashing them, putting them between slices of bread as a sandwich or any other abomination. And don't get me started on bananas with brown spotty bits on the skin.

Banana purist here - no messing with bananas allowed.

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