Good news from Caroline Farrow

On a kiwi farms thought. If anyone ever sees me on there.... It's not me!

This is as far as I've ever got 👇

To get back to more important matters, I was v pleased to find that caramel wafers have infiltrated down south, so I can still get my fix.

I think I may have to make some tablet tomorrow.

How many barrels do you need to scrape Stephanneeee?

Yes, I remember that as well. I can’t imagine how awful it must have felt, in the aftermath of your wife’s sudden death.

What it seems to indicate is that there is a person who finds the very existence of a group of people to be something this person wants to eradicate. Kind of the definition of bigotry, IMO.

@Stephannee

For the love of god, it's 'no one'.

It isn't one poxy word!

I genuinely have no need for Marmite Walkers, as I can get Lays Barbecue. Which are awesome.

And I've never liked Monster Munch. Not since the 1970s.

@DrLouiseJMoody i remember the probate episode, really awful. Are you looking at any sort of harassment complaint yourself?

It’s disgusting how one sided this is with people seemingly deliberately looking for posts/writing they could take offence at and interpreting them in the most inflammatory ways, knowing the police are in thrall.

@DrLouiseJMoody that's excellent advice. All the best to you and Caroline.

Jic, sorry for Tunnocky derails but someone was being tiresome.

I'm sure that Caroline will move on with her life once:

• The civil claim is concluded (read: won).
• Surrey Police make appropriate restitution now they are being sued (the claim was stayed whilst the criminal case was ongoing).

The complainant would benefit from not looking at her (and mine, and Adrian's, and everyone else they take exception to for that matter) feed and doing nutjob things like obtaining my wife's Grant of Probate. If you behave in nutjob ways, the rest of us are going to conclude you are in fact a nutjob.

Off you bop, now.

I've only tried the Tunnocks from tesco....for science. I think I should go to Waitrose tomorrow and get a box of theirs to try....for science.

Gritty Tunnocks is definitely haunted by something in his past, something that won't stay buried.

I think Gritty Tunnocks was a police officer but went through something traumatic so left and became a PI.

Ok will do. Don't want to risk anyone else potentially getting a gritty teacake. I'll take ten one for the team

Gritty Tunnocks would be a great name for a new, hard-nosed detective (but with a heart of marshmallow).

The name's 'Tunnocks', Gritty Tunnocks.

Or an intimate skin complaint.

I think you should.

For safety purposes

Nods head wisely

I bought 2 boxes of the plain chocolate tea cakes today. Neither of the two I've tried so far were gritty, but I am willing to check the rest, just in the interests of safety...

Raises ✋
It was me miss.

But they WERE gritty!

Tell me <clutches pearls> that you can get pickled onion Monster Munch <bites lip>

Do you need a welfare parcel? Bet you can’t get marmite walkers either. Savages.

I would like a wagon wheel now, one of the original big ones.

I obtained a pack of Tunnocks caramels the other week. The ones in the Eddie Izzard dress foil.

I hadn't had any since moving to France and I'm sad to say, they weren't all that.

I was quite gutted as I'd missed them since moving away..

Not gritty, just not all they used to be.

Just trying this out. Do I get the postnominals DC?

It was cruel that they made you choose.

I flew LoganAir today, got the choice of a Caramel Wafer or a tottie wee shortbread. Wafer please!

I don't ever buy them, but I'll have a freebie. Teacakes tho, can't buy em, they just get destroyed. I'll eat one every time I go to the kitchen!

Talking of gritty Tunnocks, I've finished the box and nairy a speck of grit was encountered. I think it must have just been a bad batch or it was a scurrilous rumour, totally lacking in any truth put about by......someone. Who? I'll probably never know.