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I’ve been asked my dog’s gender for a course we’re going on

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SirChenjins · 06/10/2023 20:23

I’m thinking ‘trans cat’?

Or should this be in The Doghouse board? Confused Either way, I feel like there’s no escape from this madness.

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ScottBakula · 06/10/2023 20:52

@SummerSazz Dogo go WWWEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE .

Great photo !

PronounssheRa · 06/10/2023 20:47

My dogs pronouns Dick/head

Twatdog is 😍

BabyStopCryin · 06/10/2023 20:46

Does he identify as a cat maybe?

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SirChenjins · 06/10/2023 20:43

Your twat is gorgeous @SummerSazz ❤️

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SirChenjins · 06/10/2023 20:42

😂😂 to all these.

Hadn’t even thought about pronouns but they’re essential in order for the universe to function these days, I believe. I will absolutely be insisting on them - I will not subject ChenDog to any form of misgenderment (is that even a word? 🤔), he’s too presh.

Course is scent work. Go with that where you will…

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SummerSazz · 06/10/2023 20:41

watcherintherye · 06/10/2023 20:35

What a great action photo of your dog @SummerSazz. Made me smile!

It's her shadow which looks like a cartoon which makes me smile too 😄

luckysonofagun · 06/10/2023 20:40

My dog identifies as a land shark 🦷🦷

watcherintherye · 06/10/2023 20:35

What a great action photo of your dog @SummerSazz. Made me smile!

sockarefootwear · 06/10/2023 20:35

Can we assume that you will also be stating you're dog (or whatever the preferred identity is)'s pronouns and insisting that they are correctly used throughout the course?

NorthCliffs · 06/10/2023 20:34

SummerSazz · 06/10/2023 20:30

Mine mainly identifies as a twat 🤨

GrinGrin

ScottBakula · 06/10/2023 20:33

I would be very tempted to give your pooch a very masculine/ feminine name but send a photo of them dressed in the opposite.
So Butch - dressed in a tutu and tiara
Or lady - dresses in a huge studded coller and a leather waist coat

( I actually hate dogs dressed up but I'd do this for a 2 min photo shoot )

Or
Tell the your vet said your dog is ( what ever sex it is ) but you think it identifys as non binary , asexual, or a goat ( cat to obs ) 😂

MillenialAvocado · 06/10/2023 20:31

If you're not sure just go with gender fluid. What's the course about?

SummerSazz · 06/10/2023 20:30

Mine mainly identifies as a twat 🤨

I’ve been asked my dog’s gender for a course we’re going on
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SirChenjins · 06/10/2023 20:29

Good points - my thinking is wayyy too narrow here, poor doggly.

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listsandbudgets · 06/10/2023 20:27

Well there are so many options..

If it likes digging holes perhaps it is a trans mole

Does it spend lot of time snuffling about under beds looking for food - perhaps it has pretensions to be a mouse

Or maybe it spends a lot of time on the sofa so perhaps its a trans blanket or cushion?

please don't impose a feline aspect on your dog without giving equal consideration to the numerous other possibilities.

Danascully2 · 06/10/2023 20:27

Most Jack Russells definitely identify as 40kg Rottweilers (with apologies to all the lovely Rottweilers out there...).