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All the bad things JKR has done. A history.

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WandaWomblesaurus73 · 05/01/2022 21:08

I think this is a good time to go over all the bad things JKR has done (as started on the did he or didn't he Jon Stewart thread)

Earlier, I went into the bathroom and I noticed JK Rowling had moved the cat litter tray so I stood in a little bit of cat poop.

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REP22 · 26/09/2023 16:54

JKR resurrected this thread to revel in the glories of her widespread nefarious mischief.

But more to the point - I needed two large aubergines last week. Sainsburys only had tiny manky ones left. I suspect JKR involvement.

Cerealforever · 26/09/2023 16:42

She stole my idea for a story about a boy wizard.

Moomoola · 26/09/2023 16:35

Hurrah, this has started again!
JKs only snuck into the kitchen and stolen all my inspiration- I have no idea what to cook for tea yet again. Poly juice or something I guess.

Galvantula · 25/09/2023 22:22

She made me pre order her book again which will arrive tomorrow.

Doesn't she know I've got no more room for more books? Jings Crivvens.

ISpyCobraKai · 24/09/2023 12:23

She made my cat 🐈 lick all the butter off my toast when I left the room for precisely 10 seconds.
Fucking bitch.
I had to make new toast therefore using the toaster again and wasting electricity.
JKR is single handedly killing the planet, or something 🤔

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 24/09/2023 09:46

She has messed with the coffee machine in my hotel room so I can have either a full mug of hot water or a tiny amount of absolutely nuclear coffee.

MiniBossFromAus · 24/09/2023 02:11

She visited my house (east coast Aus) and brought a plague of mosquito's. Making my life miserable, that one.

CarpeVitam · 24/09/2023 01:47

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PriOn1 · 17/10/2022 22:54

I may have shot the sheriff, but it was JK who shot the deputy. And it wasn’t in self defence.

HatThatWearsYou · 17/10/2022 22:40

WandaWomblesaurus · 16/10/2022 23:55

She probably is the one who started it!
Oh wait that was me.
She MADE me do it with WITCHCRAFT!

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megosaurusrex · 17/10/2022 21:16

A roll of wrapping paper fell out the bottom of my pram in town today and it's lost forever, all thanks to JK! Angry

WandaWomblesaurus · 17/10/2022 21:10

I have heartburn because I drank too much coffee because I was tired after staying up too late reading her article in The Times. It was such a long article because she went into so much detail.
Wordy bitch.

RaininginDarling · 17/10/2022 14:59

I didnt RTFT before commenting. JKR made me do it. #JKRMMDI

MrsAvocet · 17/10/2022 14:14

Oh, and now my dentist is closed for staff training today so I can't make an appointment. Nice one Jo.

Ofcourseshecan · 17/10/2022 13:44

I keep losing things, waste ages looking for them, then find them somewhere obvious. Pretty clear that JKR has been around.

MrsAvocet · 17/10/2022 13:35

My chickens have just escaped and I've had to spend ages out in vile weather trying to get them back in their run again. Don't try telling me that it was anyone other than JKR who didn't fasten the gate properly. And she caused the gales which then blew said unfastened gate open. Come on, who else could be responsible?

SDTGisAnEvilWolefGenius · 17/10/2022 13:28

I’ve had a horrible back ache for the past three days, and it is clearly J K Rowling who caused it.

WandaWomblesaurus · 16/10/2022 23:55

HatThatWearsYou · 16/10/2022 17:11

I hope that JKR sees this thread and it gives her a bit of a laugh, even though she is personally responsible for the amount of chocolate I have eaten today.

She probably is the one who started it!
Oh wait that was me.
She MADE me do it with WITCHCRAFT!

SidewaysOtter · 16/10/2022 22:29

I had an itch I couldn’t reach and it’s ALL HER FAULT.

HatThatWearsYou · 16/10/2022 17:11

I hope that JKR sees this thread and it gives her a bit of a laugh, even though she is personally responsible for the amount of chocolate I have eaten today.

WandaWomblesaurus · 16/10/2022 14:11

Earlier the grey cat was on the bed just relaxing and then the black cat came in, shouted at him, pushed him off the bed, slapped him and called him an "RAWEELOT GRRRRMPLER."
Then she went off.
Later I found a copy of a book called "How to swear in Cat" in the black cat's school bag. Guess who wrote the book? Yup. J.K. Meowling.

EmmatheStageRat · 16/10/2022 14:00

I absolutely know that she flew to Yorkshire in her private jet to build the dry stone wall that my brand-new car collided with; it was the nicest car I’ve ever owned and paid for with a bequest from my lovely dad who died last year.

Dinosaurhearmeroar · 16/10/2022 13:34

JKR made my friend enjoy reading again. She’s a monster.

ArabellaScott · 16/10/2022 10:04

JKR crashed the economy and cast a spell to blame it on Kwasi and Liz. ACTUALLY what she did was shorted the Gringotts dollar to make even more imaginary money.

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