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All the bad things JKR has done. A history.

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WandaWomblesaurus73 · 05/01/2022 21:08

I think this is a good time to go over all the bad things JKR has done (as started on the did he or didn't he Jon Stewart thread)

Earlier, I went into the bathroom and I noticed JK Rowling had moved the cat litter tray so I stood in a little bit of cat poop.

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Bornin1989 · 02/10/2023 11:46

I'm supposed to be working and, just by existing, JKR made me read through this thread for the last 30 minutes. Cow!

Also those Squishmallows are incredibly cute and now I want one. Damn you JKR!

NitroNine · 02/10/2023 10:59

JKRowling just made me buy a Gryffindor Squishmallow. At wandpoint, I tell you.

All the bad things JKR has done. A history.
CraggyIslandTouristBoard · 02/10/2023 07:50

IcakethereforeIam · 01/10/2023 23:07

Someone's offered a million quid for proof of JKR's transphobia and i could really use the cash. I keep looking but I can't find it, not even in pink news.

Only JKR could be explicitly transphobic and genocidal in everything she says and does and writes but then hide and obfuscate it all when a substantial cash reward is on offer!!!

I suspect she’s jamming out brain waves or giving us visual disturbances or something, no doubt plotting to seize the reward for herself what with her being short a bob or two.

Unbelievable.

miri1985 · 02/10/2023 03:40

Anyone else whos finished The Running Grave will know that my anger with JKR is justified for that cliff hanger

IcakethereforeIam · 01/10/2023 23:07

Someone's offered a million quid for proof of JKR's transphobia and i could really use the cash. I keep looking but I can't find it, not even in pink news.

Waitwhat23 · 01/10/2023 23:06

Riiiight.....

For anyone who hasn't seen it - https://www.jkrowling.com/opinions/j-k-rowling-writes-about-her-reasons-for-speaking-out-on-sex-and-gender-issues/

(Edited to add that this wasn't directed at you Ciao!)

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CiaoForDiNiaoSaur · 01/10/2023 23:03

Stephannee · 01/10/2023 22:41

Well she does seem to ask about once a month for proof of her homophobia+transphobia, so technically pinknews are just reply to her requests.

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Surely if she asks once a month they only need to "reply" once a month?

My feet are itchy, and as I've got my Marauders Map bedding on the bed I'm blaming JKR.

Stephannee · 01/10/2023 22:41

Waitwhat23 · 01/10/2023 21:10

Pink News who did something like 86 articles in two weeks about how evil JKR is, complaining about a pile on? What, really?

Well she does seem to ask about once a month for proof of her homophobia+transphobia, so technically pinknews are just reply to her requests.

RethinkingLife · 01/10/2023 21:40

I tripped on the stairs today and landed very heavily at the bottom with a thump that bruised my feet although I very clearly said, Wingardium Leviosa (like Hermione did).

Waitwhat23 · 01/10/2023 21:10

Pink News who did something like 86 articles in two weeks about how evil JKR is, complaining about a pile on? What, really?

Stephannee · 01/10/2023 20:55

For context, the man she is "guffawing" at is gay.

All the bad things JKR has done. A history.
NitroNine · 01/10/2023 11:50

JKR made people on FB be utter eejits.

AND she’s trained my cats to stay on my lap beyond the limits of feline endurance so I end up having to ask them to move so I can use the loo & I have to deal with looks of Great Hurt & Recrimination because I weed 14 hours ago so I can’t possibly need to go again 🙀

IReallyLikeYouButIWantToSeeHowThingsGoWithMark · 01/10/2023 09:51

Or perhaps ;

JK made me a coeliac.

If you buy her some wool she'll make you one too.

IReallyLikeYouButIWantToSeeHowThingsGoWithMark · 01/10/2023 09:50

JK made me a coeliac.

I'm not happy about it.

Nigelladamascena · 01/10/2023 09:30

I saw this on Facebook. Unfortunately this person was being serious.

All the bad things JKR has done. A history.
Truthlikeness · 01/10/2023 09:00

Galvantula · 25/09/2023 22:22

She made me pre order her book again which will arrive tomorrow.

Doesn't she know I've got no more room for more books? Jings Crivvens.

Oh goodness - it's that time again?! I lost hours, HOURS! of my life enjoying the previous book. Then it was so large I had to palm it off on my mum who experienced the exact same problem!

WandaWomblesaurus · 30/09/2023 01:38

She made me have a crush on Alan Rickman on top of the crush I already had on Alan Rickman so that's a double Alan Rickman crush.

MargotBamborough · 28/09/2023 10:12

totallyfedup · 27/09/2023 01:54

JKR is the reason I am still awake at 1:54am

Reading the Running Grave?

NitroNine · 28/09/2023 09:36

@PurpleBugz - clearly she’d never have a mere zombie thread… 😄

JKR made me think I’d be able to restart a hobby I love & then crushed my precious fragile dream like an occamy eggshell under the pestle of Severus Snape in his worst mood.

totallyfedup · 27/09/2023 01:54

JKR is the reason I am still awake at 1:54am

RethinkingLife · 26/09/2023 22:28

Piccalillipromises · 26/09/2023 21:59

She made me eat too much pudding this evening and now I feel sick. It was delicious though.

In my case it was too much toasted cheese. Also delicious but still…will the malign influence of this author never end?

Piccalillipromises · 26/09/2023 21:59

She made me eat too much pudding this evening and now I feel sick. It was delicious though.

nzborn · 26/09/2023 20:18

she told my fiance that my glass was half empty so he dumped me

Transparent2 · 26/09/2023 17:46

JKR dared to comment on someone's Twitter thread, thus causing the ensuing pile on.

PurpleBugz · 26/09/2023 17:31

NitroNine · 24/09/2023 02:00

JK Rowling turned this thread into an Inferius!

Haha brilliant

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