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All the bad things JKR has done. A history.

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WandaWomblesaurus73 · 05/01/2022 21:08

I think this is a good time to go over all the bad things JKR has done (as started on the did he or didn't he Jon Stewart thread)

Earlier, I went into the bathroom and I noticed JK Rowling had moved the cat litter tray so I stood in a little bit of cat poop.

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ForTheLoveOfSleep · 05/01/2022 22:55

JKR drained the batteries in the TV remote and I don't have spares

ErrolTheDragon · 05/01/2022 22:54

She's making me seriously consider enabling Siri on my phone just so I can say "lumos" to it, and I never even use the flipping thing as a torch.Confused

ZeusandClio · 05/01/2022 22:54

Dry January was JKR's idea.

NeverTalksToStrangers · 05/01/2022 22:53

JKR stopped me winning the lottery and so I have to work tomorrow. Angry

I'm pretty sure she's turning my roots grey too. She really has it in for me for some reason.

WinterTrees · 05/01/2022 22:52

Climate change.

All. Her. Fault.

Omicrone · 05/01/2022 22:48

She makes your glasses steam up when wearing a face mask.

VeganVampire · 05/01/2022 22:43

JKR always take the last seat on the train

RufustheFloralmissingreindeer · 05/01/2022 22:43

No it isn’t! It’s JKR’s…

Shit yeah!

I’ll break it to the children gently

Lifeisaminestrone · 05/01/2022 22:42

And the 2008 financial crash wasn’t due to the banks derivative trading dodgy packaged mortgages…..you guessed it…. It was JKR.

RJnomore1 · 05/01/2022 22:42

@RufustheFloralmissingreindeer

To be fair to JKR coconut milk and salmon sounds like a vile combination

I won’t know til i try 😀

Its the BBC good foods fault if its mank….

No it isn’t! It’s JKR’s…
DrBlackbird · 05/01/2022 22:40

No wait… it turns the light on! There is magic after all Grin

PineappleCakes · 05/01/2022 22:40

I was given a box of chocs for my birthday, left them unopened on the kitchen table. Days later when I came to open the box, discovered they had been opened already and half were missing! JK must have Apparated into my house and eaten my birthday chocolates. Unforgivable.

We ♥️ you so much Jo!

GreenWhiteViolet · 05/01/2022 22:40

When you get a really silly substitution in your online shopping that you can't possibly use, that's JKR. Always. She does it all with magic, because, as we all know, she's a witch. She thinks it's hilarious.

DrBlackbird · 05/01/2022 22:39

I just repeated saying “lumos” to Siri and nothing exciting happened at all. I’m blaming JKR rather than Mrs Wooster or myself for that matter

RosieTheHat · 05/01/2022 22:38

She sneaked into my wardrobe and tangled up all the hangers.

LeftieLucy · 05/01/2022 22:38

She let the dogs out

StealthPolarBear · 05/01/2022 22:35

She stubbed the toes on both my feet.

Lifeisaminestrone · 05/01/2022 22:35

It was JKR who asked the seagulls to use my car as a loo after having spent £30 having it cleaned.

It was JKR who gave me Covid.

It was JKR who left all the pink and orange roses.

It was JKR who encouraged my dog to chew my new shoes.

I’m actually fearful of typing her name. I think she is worse than the one who can’t be named.

JustJustWhy · 05/01/2022 22:34

JK Rowling ate my hamster Sad

yourhairiswinterfire · 05/01/2022 22:34

One of my fingernails always ends up snapping on the very same day I buy new nail polish to try out.

Coincidence? I think not, it's that JK Rowling's doing Angry

Omicrone · 05/01/2022 22:33

It's JKR's fault when the queue you are in is the slowest one.

Yorkshirelass04 · 05/01/2022 22:31

She's ginger.

vivariumvivariumsvivaria · 05/01/2022 22:31

She gave me hope that we could, actually, overthrow the patriarchy.

Absolute monster.

MaybeSomeDay7 · 05/01/2022 22:30

She made me read all her books when I was in a seriously abusive relationship and foolishly I gained the courage from them to stand up to my abuser when, in his own words, I 'should have just behaved a little more like how he told me to ' Obviously I really messed up there and he won. Oh, no wait, he didn't. Silly JKR for making me fight back!

FunkyPhantom · 05/01/2022 22:30

JKR is responsible for the weak areas that occur in men's socks and boxer shorts. She has invested heavily in the companies that produce them and knows how to make holes appear and make them fall apart in less than a year........hence why she loves the Christmas period 👍