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All the bad things JKR has done. A history.

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WandaWomblesaurus73 · 05/01/2022 21:08

I think this is a good time to go over all the bad things JKR has done (as started on the did he or didn't he Jon Stewart thread)

Earlier, I went into the bathroom and I noticed JK Rowling had moved the cat litter tray so I stood in a little bit of cat poop.

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GrinitchSpinach · 06/01/2022 02:33

You know when you schedule an appliance repair? JKR is on the other end of the line, taking down your details and discarding them immediately. You will wait all day by your broken dishwasher for help that will never come.

PurgatoryOfPotholes · 06/01/2022 02:22

She never puts DVDs back in the correct case!

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WandaWomblesaurus73 · 06/01/2022 02:21

JK Rowling is making the most mad of my cats howl at my bedroom door to wake me up at 2.21am.

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LaBellina · 06/01/2022 01:59

She put cat hair on my clothes and magically made my toddler spread bread crumbs all over the living floor. She also caused me toothache by putting a curse spell on me.

Rhannion · 06/01/2022 01:57

JKR made cream eggs smaller and got the shops to stock them this week!

youkiddingme · 06/01/2022 01:52

She travelled back in time and forced a poor writer called George Orwell to write a book and promised him it would all come true and people would talk about it forever. She might have got the date a bit wrong too.

Blueberryflavour · 06/01/2022 01:45

Can’t find a biro, your keys, face mask or your bank card? JKR has magicked them away.
I went to a supermarket on the 2nd January JKR had been there first and put out hot cross buns, she’s crazy, at least put out the lovely crap Valentines stuff first.

nzborn · 06/01/2022 01:42

She makes me tidy my room

Mandatorymongoose · 06/01/2022 01:29

The other personal slight I have suffered at her witchy hands is she made my DH get his booster today and turned him into a human oven so now I can't sleep due to being slowly roasted if I get in bed.

Mandatorymongoose · 06/01/2022 01:25

JKR stole all of my right socks. Now I only have a warm left foot and walk all lopsided.

Whatamesssss · 06/01/2022 01:23

She shot the sheriff (and I have my suspicions that she also shot the deputy)

namitynamechange · 06/01/2022 00:55

JK Rowling always uses up the last of the loo roll and NEVER REPLACES IT!!!

SleepOhHowIMissYou · 06/01/2022 00:53

And invented wasps.

SleepOhHowIMissYou · 06/01/2022 00:37

She started a Parking Thread and didn't include a diagram.

Lovelyricepudding · 06/01/2022 00:30

She persuaded Mumsnet that I wanted to see someone cooking badly mixed omlettes or microwave cakes in too small ramakin dishes in every thread.

Galvantula · 06/01/2022 00:25

She's made my hip arthritis worse and told my youngest child that is ok to rage and or cry about anything. It possibly everything.

I heard she told them to stop making all your favourite sweets as well. Yeah those ones you liked as a bairn.

Nicola Sturgeon is her fault too and possibly Patrick Harvie.

JollyHostess · 06/01/2022 00:24

Oh and climate change?

Yep. It's all on her.

JollyHostess · 06/01/2022 00:21

Grassy knoll?

Nope. JKR.

TonyThreePies · 06/01/2022 00:18

Mana Mana Doo Doo De Doo Doo.
Mana Mana Doo Doo Doo Doo.
Mana Mana Doo Doo De Doo Doo De Doo Doo De Doo Doo De Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo Doo.

JKR gave you that as an ear worm.

CircleofWillis · 06/01/2022 00:14

JKR couldn't be bothered to do anything to me so I can't contribute to this thread.

Selfish bestselling author!

ErrolTheDragon · 06/01/2022 00:14

@SleepOhHowIMissYou

Morning has broken. We all know who did it.
And night has fallen
SleepOhHowIMissYou · 06/01/2022 00:10

Morning has broken. We all know who did it.

Shodan · 05/01/2022 23:59

I didn't win the lottery

I know it was her doing. The cow.

Not just you. She just wants ALL the money Angry

SlipperTripper · 05/01/2022 23:54

JKR makes the neck of my Gaviscon bottle go crusty, so when I wake up at night and grab it for a this feisty-baby-is-kicking-me-in-the-ribcage-AGAIN swig, I gag.

Then I have to get up for a pee.

Bitch.

MrJollyLivesNextDoor · 05/01/2022 23:54

I didn't win the lottery

I know it was her doing. The cow.

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