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All the bad things JKR has done. A history.

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WandaWomblesaurus73 · 05/01/2022 21:08

I think this is a good time to go over all the bad things JKR has done (as started on the did he or didn't he Jon Stewart thread)

Earlier, I went into the bathroom and I noticed JK Rowling had moved the cat litter tray so I stood in a little bit of cat poop.

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TheFnozwhowasmirage · 06/01/2022 13:41

A derelict building was set on fire early this morning,meaning that I had to go on a 3 mile detour past a primary school at drop off time,to get to my first job,less than a mile away. I'm looking at you JKR.

twotrickpony · 06/01/2022 13:36

Her negative influence is so far-reaching . . . I ordered a salad box from Planet Organic today and they'd run out of falafel, so I had to have spiced cauliflower instead. What a cow Angry

yourhairiswinterfire · 06/01/2022 13:33

She's cursed all cats and dogs to get extreme bouts of zoomies in the early hours of the morning to disrupt everyone's sleep.

To make it worse, she's the one hitting the snooze button on our alarm clocks, turning our ''just 10 more minutes'' into an hour.

Absolute menace.

PeeAche · 06/01/2022 13:31

JK Rowling gave me Hyperemesis Gravidarum.

I know it was her because it sounds like a Harry Potter spell.

ErrolTheDragon · 06/01/2022 13:30

@MargaritaPie

news.sky.com/story/jk-rowling-essex-school-drops-harry-potter-authors-house-name-over-viewpoints-surrounding-trans-people-12509452

"JK Rowling's name has been dropped by a secondary school as a title for one of its houses over her "comments and viewpoints surrounding trans people"."

And of course it's entirely her fault, not the school's, that they've replaced her by Dame Kelly Holmes who says (among other things):

'JK Rowling is a brilliant, world-renowned author and should be credited for all the good she has done in the literature world to help young people in particular have vision, creativity, dreams and much more.

https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-10373185/Ridicule-school-axed-JK-Rowling-Kelly-Holmes.html

Iguanothankyoudon · 06/01/2022 13:24

I've achieved the sum total of fuck all today. Nice one JKR.

elfycat · 06/01/2022 13:22

JKR made me leave the Xmas tree up past the 12th night. To be fair it is the nicest tree we've ever had and every day it's brought more joy than any tree before. But who knows the implications of it still being there now?

PoppyBrighton · 06/01/2022 13:21

Last week I'd just finished reading The Christmas Pig and then I had a job interview. I didn't get it. Coincidence? I don't think so.

CircleofWillis · 06/01/2022 13:13

She also just made me post the link even though it will probably be deleted. What on earth is the point of that Joanne when people can just look up Lumos for themselves?

CircleofWillis · 06/01/2022 13:12

www.wearelumos.org/get-involved/donate/

CircleofWillis · 06/01/2022 13:11

JKR made me donate to Lumos by creating a fantastic charity that supports such amazing causes.

Fucking Bitch!!!

NitroNine · 06/01/2022 13:09

Or perhaps @VeganVampire, JK Rowling walks amongst us (having been radicalised by MN) & is posting on this very thread.

Indeed, because it’s well-known that there are a mere handful of GC people who run umpteen sock accounts on social media but somehow at the same time the UK is TERF Island probably JKR has written this entire thread Shock

AbandonedCharacter · 06/01/2022 12:53

JKR makes some posters plop random information on threads.

Waitwhat23 · 06/01/2022 12:52

And I know that the comment above will be screenshotted by the Misogynistic Monitors waves - to be clear, the comment is for comedic effect.

Waitwhat23 · 06/01/2022 12:50

@MargaritaPie

news.sky.com/story/jk-rowling-essex-school-drops-harry-potter-authors-house-name-over-viewpoints-surrounding-trans-people-12509452

"JK Rowling's name has been dropped by a secondary school as a title for one of its houses over her "comments and viewpoints surrounding trans people"."

What, her supportive comments that she stands in solidarity with trans people, as detailed extensively in her essay?

What.a.bitch.

AgeingDoc · 06/01/2022 12:42

She's on form today. She's caused me to have a headache and emptied the paracetamol out then put the empty box in the cupboard. Evil witch.

GroggyLegs · 06/01/2022 12:37

She put a box of 19p malteser reindeers by the till in CoOp this morning, made me buy 3 and then watched as I ate two back to back.

I'll never be thin & it's HER FAULT.

MargaritaPie · 06/01/2022 12:34

news.sky.com/story/jk-rowling-essex-school-drops-harry-potter-authors-house-name-over-viewpoints-surrounding-trans-people-12509452

"JK Rowling's name has been dropped by a secondary school as a title for one of its houses over her "comments and viewpoints surrounding trans people"."

Laburnam · 06/01/2022 12:20

She is responsible for the man made -sorry -they, he, she, it made virus that is Covid

VeganVampire · 06/01/2022 11:50

JKR has made us read and write pages and pages about her, and she can't even be bothered to read it.

JohnNutLips · 06/01/2022 10:57

JKR tells the delivery drivers when I pop out for 10 minutes so they attempt to deliver parcels. She tells the ones delivering anything fragile to chuck the box over my fence. Such a bitch.

Hoppinggreen · 06/01/2022 10:46

There was no milk this morning for my coffee.
I think we all know who’s fault that is

ArabellaScott · 06/01/2022 10:41

@Sidhefae

It’s JKR’s fault that the Christmas cheese has yet to run out. She makes me keep eating it, even though I was supposed to start the diet on 1 January. She scuppers all the diets. Nothing to do with me having no willpower.
Cowbag has also reduced brie wheels to £2 in Morrisons. How the fuck am I ever supposed to get over my cheese habit if she keeps this up?

(Hoping this doesn't cause a stampede and panic-buying of brie. One of those wheels has my name on it. (JKR probably wrote it on with green Sharpie)).

ButtonSister · 06/01/2022 10:40

She told the local pigeons to eat the winter cabbage and kale that was growing in my garden; that was right after she told me that I didn't need to bother to net the veg to stop the pigeons doing that very thing - cunning and manipulative.

ButtonSister · 06/01/2022 10:36

@Deadringer

JKR bought me a Bayliss and Harding gift set for Christmas.
She bought me a Bayliss + Harding gift set that she had clearly won in a raffle and which had been donated as a raffle prize by someone who had received it as a gift Christmas 2020.