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All the bad things JKR has done. A history.

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WandaWomblesaurus73 · 05/01/2022 21:08

I think this is a good time to go over all the bad things JKR has done (as started on the did he or didn't he Jon Stewart thread)

Earlier, I went into the bathroom and I noticed JK Rowling had moved the cat litter tray so I stood in a little bit of cat poop.

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ClaudineClare · 06/01/2022 17:28

JKR has never offered to buy me a mansion. She knows she can afford it. Greedy and selfish.

Sidhefae · 06/01/2022 17:23

@Moneypennysfreedomfund

She stopped my ganache from setting properly She personally ensured that the Boxer puppy we bought 11 years ago still acts like a puppy Also made my spaniel pee on the floor in the vets because he was scared ….
She made my Labrador poo at the vet’s. She must have been having a particularly evil day…
Moneypennysfreedomfund · 06/01/2022 17:15

She is also responsible for hours of peace and quiet while neighbours kids who I was watching built Hogwarts Lego….. it is due to her evil creativity I uttered a bad word in front of quiet children when JK ensured a Lego brick was on the floor and I trod on it…..

Anyone else wonder if all the haters are just channeling their inner Dolores Umbridge?

ihavespoken · 06/01/2022 17:12

She broke the showers at the swimming pool this morning so that there was only freezing cold water. WHY????

IcedCoffeeMilkshake · 06/01/2022 17:07

JK is delaying the vets from ringing about the blood test results for Number One Dog.

She's also given me a sore throat and a cough.

Nice One JK.

Moneypennysfreedomfund · 06/01/2022 17:06

She stopped my ganache from setting properly
She personally ensured that the Boxer puppy we bought 11 years ago still acts like a puppy
Also made my spaniel pee on the floor in the vets because he was scared ….

EmpressaurusWitchDoesntBurn · 06/01/2022 16:59

If Maya Forstater and J K Rowling ever make physical contact, the universe will instantly implode. Fact.

MrsWooster · 06/01/2022 16:57

The more I read about how awful she is, the more I feel shame for the endless blissful hours reading her work to /with my kids so that they both live in a blissful world of words that will support them through a tough old world -and in fact is doing so as we face a shit situation in the family and distract ourselves with silliness and magic and reading. What a cow bag she must be.

ChloeCrocodile · 06/01/2022 16:49

JKR has switched the cartridge in my red marking biro for a blue one (defo her, not an annoying teenager) AND keeps hiding it in the box of red biros by my desk (defo her, not me absentmindedly putting it there).

ErrolTheDragon · 06/01/2022 16:40

I am sure She Walks Among Us.

Don't you mean tramples all over us?

SirSamuelVimes · 06/01/2022 16:37

JKR made me eat a chocolate bar from my kid's selection box today. Obviously I would never steal chocolate from a three year old, so the only explanation is the imperius curse.

I also hope she finds this thread and has a little chuckle over it. I am sure She Walks Among Us.

viques · 06/01/2022 15:52

She keeps going into Tesco’s and taking those chilli rice cracker snack things I like. OH YES YOU DO JKR, don’t try and deny it. And stop mocking me by leaving the boxes on the shelf so I know that if I had got there five minutes earlier I could have wrestled you to the ground and grabbed a couple of packets.

GalaPie · 06/01/2022 15:42

JK Rowling made my kids sit in their rooms reading quietly. I was left with no option but to lay on the sofa watching telly, drinking wine and eating sausage rolls.
She has a lot to answer for. Especially this pot belly.

JollyHostess · 06/01/2022 15:34

@NitroNine

Or perhaps *@VeganVampire*, JK Rowling walks amongst us (having been radicalised by MN) & is posting on this very thread.

Indeed, because it’s well-known that there are a mere handful of GC people who run umpteen sock accounts on social media but somehow at the same time the UK is TERF Island probably JKR has written this entire thread Shock

I really hope she sees this thread and it makes her laugh.

Even though she is clearly responsible for my fridge breaking over Christmas.

Artichokeleaves · 06/01/2022 15:33

@EsmaCannonball

The Twitter loons are going after her for being anti-Irish and fat-phobic now. Finally, my people get to cancel her.

(I'm actually genuinely worried that the publishing industry is being dominated by people who hate books and who are incapable of reading for pleasure.)

This. Children's publishing houses are now full of joyless Mr Murdstone types, all with cats' bum mouths, being miserable about everything. All 'cos of Jo. She made them do it. I saw her.

She's jellybeanphobic too you know: suggesting all innocent jellybeans might taste of earwax. And no one at Hogwarts does healthy eating. Sniff. As if childhood's about enjoying stuff.

ButtonSister · 06/01/2022 15:08

My son was obsessed with HP as a young child, he is now an alcoholic

newnamesa · 06/01/2022 14:55

@puckingfixies

She made me eat all the Christmas chocolate and then put a spell on my wardrobe, my clothes are shrinking.
OMG, she did the exact same thing to me!
Booboobadoo · 06/01/2022 14:50

JKR replaced sugar with artificial sweetener in everything that used to taste good. So now Shloer tastes like the embodiment of pure evil (possibly liquidised JKR)

EsmaCannonball · 06/01/2022 14:49

The Twitter loons are going after her for being anti-Irish and fat-phobic now. Finally, my people get to cancel her.

(I'm actually genuinely worried that the publishing industry is being dominated by people who hate books and who are incapable of reading for pleasure.)

Doomscrolling · 06/01/2022 14:28

JKR used the last of the milk so I can’t have a coffee, and left the empty milk bottle on the counter.
Didn’t even rinse it out.

LemonMuffins · 06/01/2022 14:21

@PoppyBrighton

Last week I'd just finished reading The Christmas Pig and then I had a job interview. I didn't get it. Coincidence? I don't think so.
Definitely not a coincidence. I'm also waiting to hear back from a job. If I don't get it then it's 100% on JKR.
LemonMuffins · 06/01/2022 14:19

JKR is the reason I can't be bothered to go food shopping. Thanks Jo 👍

Aroundtheworldin80moves · 06/01/2022 14:15

JKR has both the Australian Border Force and Tennis Association under the Imperius curse and is playing them off against each other.

And messes with the cricket results when she gets bored.

Grandville · 06/01/2022 14:11

JKR assassinated JFK.

theNumbersStation · 06/01/2022 13:59

JKR has been in cahoots with some French blue cheese people to make little blue cubes of loveliness go in my basket without my bidding.

My fat swelled in appreciation and now I look like a blimp.

Cheers.