Offline earlier this evening

Three cheers for Slubbs

Hip Hip Hooray

Hip Hip Hooray

Hip Hip Hooray

done bella

psycho, aww poor you. No I'm sure it was just team tech who were having the nightmares.

Sorry for shouting at you Slubs

slubbs, I didn;t get the message at forst tho, I got one that said that the internet could not find MN, maybe it was offline or I had typed the address wrong (the standard internet cannot find webpage one).

I then did get the message, but due to sleepyness and me going to bed almost straight after, I did wonder if it was me having nightmares....

am glad that was not the case

SLUBS - I REALLY REALLY NEED YOUR HELP - CAN YOU POP OVER TO THE SHINEY THREAD AND I WILL POST MY PLEA THERE..... PRETTY PRETTY PLEASE.

I think they added the 'significant' at a later time. Initially the techs swaggered in cracking thier fingers and firmly directing the fretting minions to "pop down the shop love and buy me a Yorkie and a full fat coke, we'll have this up and running in a jiffy"

two hours later they are up to their eyeballs in wires and motherboards and probably monstermunch and porkscratchings that have been dropped down the back

"FFS IT'S SIGNIFICANT THESE PROBLEMS HERE. SOMEONE BETTER LET THEM KNOW"

lol slubber. I was a bit unnerved by the word 'significant' in 'significant hardware problem'.

It sounded like doctor's code, when briefing relatives , warning them that the patient was going to die.

Did the emergency message not soothe you though psycho?

I felt strangely reassured by it. It was in a funny non mn font too, like a policeman or scientist in biohazzard suit had come into mnhq and typed it.

oh thankgod.....

I was really feeling odd last night and thought that me not being able to log on was a bad bad dream.

OH GOD

That make me sound like I'm off to shag a dog.

Hell Fire.

NO!

It was just interesting. I feel I have increased my knowledge base for dinner party conversations etc.

I spent a good amount of time last night on LabradorForum learning all about how to put my dog up for stud and what I have to do with vaseline and during 'the tie'.

I don't even have a dog yet but it wasn't a wasted evening.

ah thanks

you look rather glam if you dont mind me saying!

oooh, you are pretty, Cheeseontoast. Like your eye makeup.

my name is S***dotcom

first word is my real first name

No, no. CheeseonToast. I am chuffed to have a few more followers. Give me a sign of who you are so I can follow you back in case they spill coffee on the puter at MNHQ again

I have a theory!!! I reckon a NetMums hacker sabotaged the hardware at Mumsnet so that they could get us to defect have a look in there...?

I think I should've joined Twitter by the sound of it!

I am following you MmeLindt

I did a rather harrassed sweep of twitter last night in the absence of MN and looked at all those who mentioned #mumsnet...

hope you dont mind

I see you have the whole on MN on there! If only I'd known last night.

I am a Twitter-luddite

I am not following any madams at all! I saw you on there last night and thought I was following you... but no. Can't get that right either!

I am stalking following you now

Me

MmeLindt was taken so I am MmeLindor

I am on as JAManicMummy. Stupid Twitter names are too small for my proper name [humpf]

Course it may be another Madam I am following

JustAnother
Send me a hint who you are. I have a lot of new followers all of a sudden.

No I don't think you're following me MmeLindt. I expect you'd gone to bed by the time I got onto Twitter (briefly thought I'd broken that too as it wasn't working for about half an hour) but I think I'm following you now

Twitter, i didn't think of Twitter, duh.

It was horrid, please don't do it again.