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MN 10th Anniversary Party Invitations to All Mumnsnetters

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SexistDinner · 14/02/2010 16:44

... to press their fat, ugly, faces against the windows of Google's UK Headquarters and watch us eat vol au vents and quaff vino.

Hope you can make it.

MNHQ

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EllieMental · 14/02/2010 17:23

I shall be wearing Matt Alan's finest. Or Georgio T'Asda.

FrankieValli · 14/02/2010 17:23

lol
at sexist
are you a name change by any chance?!

Nancy66 · 14/02/2010 17:20

Don't go spending your benefits on new, designer outfits.

EllieMental · 14/02/2010 17:18

I want to wave at the shiny invited beautiful people. Hope my spammy bingo-wings don't slap anyone on the head...

jaquelinehyde · 14/02/2010 17:17

There is also a no children allowed rule. They hate them!

TeamEdward · 14/02/2010 17:15

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Guttersnipe · 14/02/2010 17:14

Im coming just to chuck a used disposable nappy at the first Boden outfit I see.

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SexistDinner · 14/02/2010 17:11

Cece - We'll get back to you on that one. Fat arse tech is trying to find out whether Greggs sausage rolls are allowed outside Google's UK HQ. We've managed to establish iphones are allowed, so long as it's switched to aircraft mode.

Any folk who are wanting to take us up on our generous offer, if you see flashlight photography, can you please all close your mouths due to the high likelihood of you all having bad teeth.

Also, if you have crystal meth hair, please see Justine about borrowing a Boden hat for the evening. They are on hire for £5 and all money raised will go towards a dental charity in Middlesbrough.

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cece · 14/02/2010 16:53

Can I bring a Gregg's sausage roll and some fruit shoots?

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SexistDinner · 14/02/2010 16:52

Can you try and wear your best coats and not crowd the guests as they enter.

And no cheering in Northern accents.

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