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MN 10th Anniversary Party Invitations to All Mumnsnetters

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SexistDinner · 14/02/2010 16:44

... to press their fat, ugly, faces against the windows of Google's UK Headquarters and watch us eat vol au vents and quaff vino.

Hope you can make it.

MNHQ

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ruddynorah · 14/02/2010 18:11

the place looks more like ikea than a geek's basement

Cyb · 14/02/2010 18:11

Or you can hold me up like I used to do with dd

arf

cornsilk · 14/02/2010 18:10

Don't wear your suede shoe boots cyb. We might have to squat in the alley if no portaloo shows up.

Cyb · 14/02/2010 18:09

Perhaps it will pour with rain and the carpet will foam up like the Baftas

what fun

Cyb · 14/02/2010 18:09

I'll puke on the red carpet if you give me enough egg nog

LeninGrad · 14/02/2010 18:08

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nighbynight · 14/02/2010 18:08

I hope everyone manages to puke in the Portaloo not the gutter. We dont want to look like we've got no class.

DarrellRivers · 14/02/2010 18:07

Oh yes, with his jeans and his pecs out on display, crooning his valentine choons

DarrellRivers · 14/02/2010 18:06

Are you a whorehammer SD? Are you???

Cyb · 14/02/2010 18:06

As long as Peter Andre is there with his accoustic guitar, count me in

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SexistDinner · 14/02/2010 18:03

Darrell

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DarrellRivers · 14/02/2010 18:02

The whorehammers group can get a coach down together

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SexistDinner · 14/02/2010 18:02

Sadly we can't come up with food and wine for you all, but we have managed to sort out some entertainment for you.

Someone from the 1010 Campaign is going to hand out leaflets.

Researchers from Ed Balls and David Willets offices will discuss their ideas for family policy with you.

o2 will hand out and collect a free survey, you stand the chance of winning £50 worth of Pay and Go Top Up Cards. Please bring your bingo pens.

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Cyb · 14/02/2010 18:00

I think they might let you forage in the wheelie bins round the back alley

activate · 14/02/2010 17:59

rofl

will there be a special platform for the people who think they actually are mumsnet rather than just the proletariat who use it as a forum occasionally

cornsilk · 14/02/2010 17:56

can MNHQ provide a portaloo for us?

nighbynight · 14/02/2010 17:54

I am laughing so much that my children are protesting.

sarah293 · 14/02/2010 17:47

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SexistDinner · 14/02/2010 17:44

LOL at you all.

We've heard on the grapevine that some of you are thinking of ordering a picnic bucket from KFC to pick over while you gawp. And that you are going to wash this down with a bottle of two of Asda Savers Voddy?

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ShowOfHands · 14/02/2010 17:37

its pah, rogue apostrophe, my nemesis.

ShowOfHands · 14/02/2010 17:36

Why does a search engine have headquarters? Surely it's hq is a computer. I think you've been had tbh. You're holding your chintzy do in some spotty geek's basement room where he masterminds new ways to help people search for free porn.

Veritythebrave · 14/02/2010 17:33

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sarah293 · 14/02/2010 17:27

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wordsonascreen · 14/02/2010 17:25

B Bars just down the road from there ..I'll be wearing a smirk and a wilted carnation.

TeamEdward · 14/02/2010 17:25

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