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Right MNHQ, I'm looking at you.

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ShowOfHands · 02/02/2010 13:55

You know what I want. Enough with the delayed gratification.

I will not be moved. I have a banner.

Do it.

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Bella32 · 03/02/2010 14:18

Sometimes the weirdies in boats are the ones you least expect

Radished · 03/02/2010 14:08

But I'm SURE that won't happen, it'll be FINE.

Radished · 03/02/2010 14:08

I suppose this is what Justine is worried about

Bella32 · 03/02/2010 14:03

Over here, Rhubarb

Rhubarb · 03/02/2010 13:53

Oh I like that poster thing.

here

LeninGrad · 03/02/2010 13:51

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Rhubarb · 03/02/2010 13:49

A car Lenin, it's a car.

I wonder what it must be like to have a car for a cock? He should be on Channel 5

"And now for our sensitive series on people who have inanimate objects for cocks. This week we will be looking at Mr Tumble, obviously not his real name, who was born with a car for a cock."

Does he leak petrol? He could make a fortune if he did.

I can imagine Elsie and Edith's comments on that. "Well it's only an old banger but what can you expect?"

LeninGrad · 03/02/2010 13:46

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Bella32 · 03/02/2010 13:34

Mr Tumble and Range Rover would like to be in on this, but I think perhaps it's a little hardcore

Radished · 03/02/2010 12:59

I tried this once before and could never make it work.

cameron poster

StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 03/02/2010 12:58

The Dave Cameron poster made me laugh out loud. Mind you, he needs a good spanked bottom for not getting back to Riven as he promised to. I'll volunteer!

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ShowOfHands · 03/02/2010 12:54

arf at Cameron.

Get him back here for another webchat. I avoided the last one as he's a cock but I think I've seen the error of my ways.

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Hullygully · 03/02/2010 12:52

Marvellous.

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ShowOfHands · 03/02/2010 12:51

Pink wellies? Whatever next. When I lie naked in the back field in full make-up with my hair immaculately straightened, I don't ruin the effect with pink wellies. What was she thinking?

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Bella32 · 03/02/2010 12:50

Might have known we'd get interest from Dave Cameron

Hullygully · 03/02/2010 12:48

The Walnut Warriors are up for it

Radished · 03/02/2010 12:46

Maybe a friday night webchat with johnny and the walnut warriors could really turn that spring collection around.

Bella32 · 03/02/2010 12:46

Just had confirmation from Joules

Hullygully · 03/02/2010 12:45

Ah, subtlety eh, Bella? Good point. There's always room for a new angle.

Bella32 · 03/02/2010 12:44

I think GLTC did understand the brief.

They're just clearly aiming at a more specialist sector of the market.

Hullygully · 03/02/2010 12:43

SoH - yep, see it's all about instant, innit?

Johnny has deffo missed a trick. Who's gonna tell him?

Radished · 03/02/2010 12:41

oh god that gltc not understanding the brief piccture has had my in hysterics for ages - I'm wheezing.

I do think johhnny would jump at a hotch-potch blow job blouse. Wouldn't he?

Bella32 · 03/02/2010 12:41

Not your best pic, btw, Justine