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Original poster

Right MNHQ, I'm looking at you.

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ShowOfHands · 02/02/2010 13:55

You know what I want. Enough with the delayed gratification.

I will not be moved. I have a banner.

Do it.

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Rhubarb · 03/02/2010 19:48

Why is Justine hiding near a SHREDDER??? Just what is she planning to do? Shred cocks?

Is that where my cock was? In Justine's shredder?

Does anyone know any good cock counsellors? My cocking cock's a bit cocked up because of that cock Cameron!

EssenceOfJack · 03/02/2010 19:46

at bella

EssenceOfJack · 03/02/2010 19:45

I wouldn't get too close to that cock Rhubarb, it has been in some vvery bad places.
It may well be traumatised, don't mention fagging or Eton in it's earshot or it will probably relapse.

Bella32 · 03/02/2010 19:42

Found Justine too: here

Rhubarb · 03/02/2010 19:41

YOU FOUND MY COCK!!!!

Where was it? Where had he stuffed my cock? The smug bastard!

Poor poor cock, are you ok? It looks all traumatised bless, what did that nasty man do to you?

My cock has been abused!

Bella32 · 03/02/2010 19:37

Arf.

I notice a distinct lack of Justine in these parts.

Is she turning the other cheek?

EssenceOfJack · 03/02/2010 19:33

ahem

Bella32 · 03/02/2010 18:19

Actually, I've heard the Netmums sex topic can quite pervy

Antdamm · 03/02/2010 17:27

They even have a thread about bumsex on NM. Where the OP wonders if its illegal

Original poster
ShowOfHands · 03/02/2010 17:14

Right, not only do those other people at that fluffy place we don't mention have a sex topic, they've had a bloody online sex clinic.

And I can't imagine they do anything more risque than dressing up like clowns and tickling each other with feathers. They don't even need a topic, let alone a clinic.

Us, we're facing daily challenges in the sexual arena and we're not catered for.

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StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 03/02/2010 16:56

How's this?

Original poster
ShowOfHands · 03/02/2010 16:55

Where exactly did your cock go? Well I could answer that but I'd need a Friday Night Topic to tell you.

And we've come full circle.

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Rhubarb · 03/02/2010 16:53

Well my cock was there when I posted the link and then it was gone whilst Cameron had a very smug look on his face.

If he hasn't gobbled my cock then where did my cock go exactly? I spent ages on that cock!

Original poster
ShowOfHands · 03/02/2010 16:45

'I think Cameron gobbled my cock!'

Read it tomorrow in the Daily Star alongside 'My son turned into a fishfinger and Captain Birdseye won't pay maintenance'.

For a more indepth read, the Daily Mail asks whether absent bearded fathers should be forced to pay maintenance to immigrant mothers of bite-sized crumbed cod treats while Britney Spears may or may not have put on/lost weight in the same city as Suri Cruise wore shoes.

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Rhubarb · 03/02/2010 16:30

Oh, that wasn't my cock, what happened to my cock?

HAS ANYONE SEEN MY COCK?

I think Cameron gobbled my cock!

Rhubarb · 03/02/2010 16:29

There just isn't enough cock around here anymore.

BitOfFun · 03/02/2010 16:25

Steer clear of carrotty names too.

Radished · 03/02/2010 16:20

I know. I went too far. I'm sorry.

I've changed my name to radished because I never change my name and I felt like a change, but it seems to have had a bad effect. I did the school run chuckling to myself dirtily. It aint right.

BitOfFun · 03/02/2010 16:19
Bella32 · 03/02/2010 16:16

I fear my days on here may be numbered

Bella32 · 03/02/2010 16:13

That was graphic, radished.

Hardly surpirising with a name like yours, though

Hullygully · 03/02/2010 16:08

Dear lord. You should name change to Ravished.

Radished · 03/02/2010 16:07

look what you've done to me, earlier today I was a prude and hated all this smut chat and now look what's happened it's ALL YOUR FAULT

BitOfFun · 03/02/2010 16:05

Ah, "True Love", hullygully

crumpette · 03/02/2010 16:00
Grin
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