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Right MNHQ, I'm looking at you.

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ShowOfHands · 02/02/2010 13:55

You know what I want. Enough with the delayed gratification.

I will not be moved. I have a banner.

Do it.

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differentID · 02/02/2010 14:29
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JustAnotherManicMummy · 02/02/2010 14:28

Tish, Toosh, Tish, Toosh, Boom Boom

Hullygully · 02/02/2010 14:28

Yeah but your dh is at it with the dinner lady.

Rhubarb · 02/02/2010 14:28

dd read what someone had written in the dust of a van once, it read 'cock sucker'. She mulled this over and than asked "wouldn't they just get feathers in their mouth?"

Bless her innocence!

Well if you won't have UP WITH WILLIES how about DOWN ON COCKS?

I haven't seen any cock action for a while now....

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ShowOfHands · 02/02/2010 14:28

The pervy weirdos are drawn here anyway like dirty moths to a ravishing flame.

You don't have to call it 'The Big Throbbing Bumsex And Lube' topic. Call it the Friday Night topic, we all know what it means. Or 'Conjugal Nastiness' or 'Hopping on the Good Leg Doing The Bad Thing'. Whatever, it's not if you build it they will cum (sic), they're coming anyway and at least we can ring fence them.

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HelenMumsnet · 02/02/2010 14:27

Whaddya mean, 'me and Tech'? Don't you go starting rumours now. I'm a happily married woman, you know...

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HelenMumsnet · 02/02/2010 14:26
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ShowOfHands · 02/02/2010 14:25

Dangerous territory Flame. Relationships is home to the 'LEAVE HIM NOW' brigade. And of course if his phone's on silent he's banging the secretary.

No, no, I won't start running it down, relationships does a lot of good work and has its place.

C'mon Helen, you're strangely silent.

You can namechange and post in my new topic if you want. You can reserve all the best names for you and tech. You know you want to.

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LeninGrad · 02/02/2010 14:25

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Hullygully · 02/02/2010 14:25

Pervy weirdos are a GOOD THING - they are a lot of fun.

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BigBadMummy · 02/02/2010 14:24

I have no idea what show is on about but I love a bit of cock action and will always participate in the bumsex threads.

So whatever showofhands wants I support

Hullygully · 02/02/2010 14:23

I want to call my child Bumbo.

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HelenMumsnet · 02/02/2010 14:22

Have you considered that a more visible sex topic might attract more pervy weirdos Friday night newbies?

Hullygully · 02/02/2010 14:22

(Flame - I have noticed that. You get a simple, 'Why won't he pick up his socks?' And within 10 posts he's having raving dogging bumsex with the lollipop lady)

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ShowOfHands · 02/02/2010 14:22

Lenin, give a toss go on. Up the proletariat or something, but not proletariat, something else where we're educated and not in overalls. The brass band's a coming.

Hully is also right. We need some kind of virtual venn diagram thing going on.

And relationships won't get boring with all the 'my MIL has stolen my baby and rechristened it Bumbo, should I have a word or get dh to do it' crap.

I think AIBU is the root of a lot of problems atm. It's stealing the best threads from other topics.

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Flamesparrow · 02/02/2010 14:21

A fine plan! Actually relationships is already hidden.

It was because of that bloody topic that I got convinced DH was sleeping with the woman at work . I have now learnt... never ask many women for advice on men.

differentID · 02/02/2010 14:19

so you could hide relationships and just keep Friday Night topic visible flame?

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ShowOfHands · 02/02/2010 14:19

There's a cock in my garden atm. It's all puffed up with the cold weather.

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LeninGrad · 02/02/2010 14:19

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Flamesparrow · 02/02/2010 14:18

Hmmm...

Then relationships gets bloody depressing reading

NoahAndTheWhale · 02/02/2010 14:18
Hullygully · 02/02/2010 14:18

But what if you have a domestic threesome with lube and bumsex? Where would that one go? I demand a crossover category.

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ShowOfHands · 02/02/2010 14:18

Yes continued success blah blah. I want my topic and at this stage in proceedings, I'm pressing for cocks too. Rhubarb makes an important point. I've set out my terms, what have you got?

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