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Right MNHQ, I'm looking at you.

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ShowOfHands · 02/02/2010 13:55

You know what I want. Enough with the delayed gratification.

I will not be moved. I have a banner.

Do it.

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Hullygully · 02/02/2010 14:57

This sort of thing makes me torpid

crumpette · 02/02/2010 14:56
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ShowOfHands · 02/02/2010 14:56

If I still mistrust the scanner, can I frisk David?

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ShowOfHands · 02/02/2010 14:55

HullyGully makes me restless.

Lube before bumsex, yes the natural order of things.

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PixieOnaLeaf · 02/02/2010 14:54

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BitOfFun · 02/02/2010 14:51

Maybe there could be gradations of who culd post to ward off the weirdos? Like you have to have done a lube thread before a bumsex one- that might be sensible?

This place is full of weirdos anyway. That hullygully makes me really apprehensive.

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Rhubarb · 02/02/2010 14:49

Tennant tried out that naked airport scanner I believe. They still had to frisk him to check it was real.

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ShowOfHands · 02/02/2010 14:47

Bella, that's a pretty picture. It's like the GP's colour chart when diagnosing from phlegm.

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Hullygully · 02/02/2010 14:47

It was a dinner lady before...I don't know what Dr Who has done with her.

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ShowOfHands · 02/02/2010 14:46

Yes big teak tables, fists, it's like the topic's already here Helen. Just take the final step.

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Bella32 · 02/02/2010 14:45

Ha! Got it! Here

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ShowOfHands · 02/02/2010 14:44

Rhubarb, you sound a lot like I aspire to be when I've reached senility. Pointing out men's cocks and shouting rude slogans. Maybe I should start now.

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HelenMumsnet · 02/02/2010 14:44

at negotiating tactics being employed here.

SkaterGrrrrl · 02/02/2010 14:44

"I tried giving a toss but would rather MN."

I find that hard to swallow.

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ShowOfHands · 02/02/2010 14:43

Oh God bring back Tennant. What is that man? With his weird eyebrows. I beg of you.

Yes, initiation, that's what this is.

We've been quite clear with our demands. The brass band is stuck in a loop playing Oh When The Saints repeatedly, do the right thing Helen.

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Rhubarb · 02/02/2010 14:42

I mean every cock is different, there are some fuck ugly cocks and some quite nice looking cocks.

I like to look at mens groins to see which way their cock is lying and then point this out to dh.

Sometimes I mistakenly do this out loud to anyone I happen to be sitting near.

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Hullygully · 02/02/2010 14:37

Watch out, Helen

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ShowOfHands · 02/02/2010 14:36

Helen, you could take the dinner lady.

C'mon. I always liked you best. I did approach Geraldine first but she didn't have the balls or the beauty to ok such a progressive topic. No, you're our natural leader, it's as we thought.

Do it, do it, do it.

Flame, I spend a lot of time on the 'puter in secret, I delete the history and, er, have stuff in my favourites that serenity linked me to on lj. Relationships would tell you I'm having an affair too.

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Flamesparrow · 02/02/2010 14:32

Down On Cocks! I like.

Yup, they are v scary on there. Tbh, when I faced him with the list of stuff, he did agree that he would suspect him too...

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HelenMumsnet · 02/02/2010 14:31
Bella32 · 02/02/2010 14:30

I'm confused.

Bumsex can intersect with lube and threesomes but must not intersect with relationships?

Yet surely lube is a subset of bumsex? Or is it a union?

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ShowOfHands · 02/02/2010 14:30

You and tech as separate entitites, one in a shed, one in a Cath Kidston themed democracy, never the twain shall meet. HelenMumsnet did not have technological relations with that IT geek.

Now, where are we in negotiations. I've set out my stall, I can't hold my legions back much longer, they're about to revolt.

Say yes Helen, Justine won't mind.

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