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Right MNHQ, I'm looking at you.

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ShowOfHands · 02/02/2010 13:55

You know what I want. Enough with the delayed gratification.

I will not be moved. I have a banner.

Do it.

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PixieOnaLeaf · 02/02/2010 15:41

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ShowOfHands · 02/02/2010 15:40

Hold fast friends

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JustineMumsnet · 02/02/2010 15:39

Ahem which bit of No! are you finding hard to grasp?

crumpette · 02/02/2010 15:37

ok my eyes are stinging I am going back to the fluffy breastfeeding topics

ladies, good luck in your quest...and you too hullygully

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ShowOfHands · 02/02/2010 15:37

Sponge Bob.

I've wandered off and started browsing my rousing folk collection.

Right back to the matter in hand. Where are MNHQ, very quiet on the matter. Are they inserting the topic as I type?

BoF, talk to me of Bunsex?

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Flamesparrow · 02/02/2010 15:26

this should be our song...

BitOfFun · 02/02/2010 15:24

"Bunsex is merely privilege extended
Unless enjoyed by one and all" etc etc

crumpette · 02/02/2010 15:24

or how about employing the whiney voiced nagging

Justiiiiiiiiine, pleeeeeeeeeeeeease...

then stamp your feet

I'm with MrsChemist is the perfect emoticon for it

Flamesparrow · 02/02/2010 15:23

fighting for a cause he didn't believe in at all...

MollyRoger · 02/02/2010 15:23

oh I love that song

And its 1,2,3 what are we fighting for?
Don't ask me I don't give a damn,

Antdamm · 02/02/2010 15:22

We shall not, we shall not be moved!!
We shall not, we shall not be moved!!
We shall not, we shall not be moved!!

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ShowOfHands · 02/02/2010 15:20

bratnav, my toddler employs that tactic frequently with considerable success.

Friday Night Topic
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I'm moving onto Billy Bragg and I've brought out my tin whistle. I won't go away you know.

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bratnav · 02/02/2010 15:17

at an aroused Ood

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If we say it enough will it work do you think?

MrsChemist · 02/02/2010 15:17
MollyRoger · 02/02/2010 15:16

''I'm part of the Onion, till the day I die''...

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ShowOfHands · 02/02/2010 15:15

Or Another Man's Cause

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ShowOfHands · 02/02/2010 15:14

Molly, I have a fiddle and bodhran and I'm yours to direct. Shall we have a sing song? Do you know Another Man's War, I'm good at that one?

is the blowjob emoticon isn't it? Or is it only when used in sequence?

That's hyperventilating at the end btw. Or gagging.

All together now...

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crumpette · 02/02/2010 15:14

OK I am joining the picket line, as long as it's still in aibu, chat, etc etc. Justine- why no? You seem like a fun person who may enjoy bumsex when you appear on sky news. Would you not like to join in the Friday Night Topic? If you ever join the question time panel I promise nobody will ask you about all the sex chat on your parenting website

MollyRoger · 02/02/2010 15:11

What i mean to say is, not that I am repressed but I do like the idea of a generic Friday Day Night topic which can be hidden (from 12-yr-olds who like to read over my shoulder as they have grown up with Mumsnet and It Is The Fount Of All Knowledge...)

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ShowOfHands · 02/02/2010 15:11

But some people don't want the more specific and niche stuff on their MN and this way everybody's happy. Because people will still post about sex everywhere else, just as they always do (the 'bung it in chat whatever the topic' theme) but we can gently encourage that the rather specific stuff be put there where an avid audience awaits. Well BoF and Shiney with mamazon and reality doing the off peak shift.

And open all hours because you don't know when the need will take you or when a David Tennant clip will be on the BBC. It's at all hours these days. He's even on cbeebies bedtime hour. It's most confusing. Sorry, most [sucking a lemon] face.

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Hullygully · 02/02/2010 15:11
MollyRoger · 02/02/2010 15:09

1: I do attempt to keep up with the modern parlances and ting, but ring-fencing...is that like rimming?

2: David Tenant looks more like this

3: I always like a good picket line. and SoH is particularly fragrant so I've bought me donkey jacket and harmonica.

Bella32 · 02/02/2010 15:09

btw, Justine - have you started working on a bumsex emoticon, or will have to suffice?