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Original poster

Right MNHQ, I'm looking at you.

464 replies

ShowOfHands · 02/02/2010 13:55

You know what I want. Enough with the delayed gratification.

I will not be moved. I have a banner.

Do it.

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Rhubarb · 02/02/2010 22:48

Does every cock taste different?

Does Scottish cock taste of whiskey for instance? Russian cock of vodka? English cock of lager? Indian cock of curry?

Are there national cocks? Should we be proud of our national cocks?

What does a teetotallers cock taste of?

Does the Pope fart and if he does, will anyone notice?

Do astronauts wank?

Original poster
ShowOfHands · 02/02/2010 22:30

Yes. With a paddle.

Oh God that trenchcoat. It screams accountant, I know, I do know that but oh the things it does to me. I'm ill aren't I, it's an illness.

serenity is Snow White, but you know, drifted a wee bit.

Right, those other ticker fetishists have a sex thread, I won't be beaten by them. It's not right.

Hully, is your google different to mine? And everybody else's?

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EssenceOfJack · 02/02/2010 22:25

You see? Morning sickness and sex are compatible, so why not MN....

Hully, I will never be able to look at Daniel Craig the same way again. So disillusioned. If it had been in a Friday night topic I might have hidden it and never seen it...but no, thanks to MNHQ not providing somewhere for links such as that to be hidden it is ruined. Ruined I tell you!

Bella32 · 02/02/2010 22:25

SOH - I do most earnestly apologise for besmirching your pure and innocent mind with my talk of fetishism.

I trust you will agree I would benefit from a good hard spanking

serenity · 02/02/2010 22:21

SoH is indeed pure of heart crosses fingers behind back
She's almost as pure as me, and I'm as pure as an angel in a trenchcoat

Veritythebrave · 02/02/2010 22:16

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Hullygully · 02/02/2010 22:16

Why, Jack. Why?

Bella32 · 02/02/2010 22:15

That's it!

I've been to the other side - you know, with the tickers and hugs and all.

They have a sex topic! In full view! It's called health, sex and contraception.

Somebody posted this about her rabbit :

Hey ladies !!
Bad news ; My Rabbit broke last night it was 8 inches, quite thick, and had the most AMAZING ears with variable speeds and functions ( I am a clit woman - Sorry in TMI )
So now I need to get a new one,but I havent any ideas. Any reccomendations .... ??
Thanks in advance
xx

Hullygully · 02/02/2010 22:15

These all say "Yea"

EssenceOfJack · 02/02/2010 22:14

Oh. I'm a bit disappointed now.

Hullygully · 02/02/2010 22:13

This would be useful for Fridays on the road

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ShowOfHands · 02/02/2010 22:12

I fear MNHQ are no longer listening.

I'm saddened and shocked and hurt and offended and hungry and disillusioned and disenchanted and dissatisfied and drab and dreary and discombobulated and all the d words.

Bella I know nowt about sexual practices, fetishised or otherwise. Ask serenity, she knows the purity of my heart.

Now, I must just state that I do not wish to be the Mary Whitehouse of MN, I'm younger than her for a start. And I don't want all sex shoved in the corner, way too painful. I think a smattering of light shennanigans across the board are easily tolerated but there are some threads that people would not want smeared across active convos. I ache to see them without a true home.

Right, let's have a campfire and get stoned revolutionary.

I want my topic. I'm going nowhere. You hear me MNHQ NOWHERE. Now get MP over here, she knows the bods at HQ, we may be able to use her to our advantage. We'll pay her with photoshopped pics of Chris Corcoran. I know the cut of her gib.

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Hullygully · 02/02/2010 22:12

They agree

Bella32 · 02/02/2010 22:11

I don't think a hamster would cover that

Hullygully · 02/02/2010 22:10

Why, Jack?

Hullygully · 02/02/2010 22:10

Good lord. Nary a hamster to cover his glory.

EssenceOfJack · 02/02/2010 22:09

Has it worked yet?

I reckon we need proactive action ladies, start invading other threads and they will need to move us to our own space...

serenity · 02/02/2010 22:09

You have to prepare properly though. 007 feels the need for a long soak before hand.

Bella32 · 02/02/2010 21:53

Spies, you say?

I have it on good authority that 007 is partial to a bit of bumsex

PixieOnaLeaf · 02/02/2010 21:22

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Umami · 02/02/2010 20:39

Drawn in by the trumpeting

BelleDameSansMerci · 02/02/2010 20:39

Hully where/how do you find things like that???

threetimemummy · 02/02/2010 20:37

AIBU to think that perhaps this thread, in itself, has turned INTO a bumsex thread? Especially with all the talk of a certain chicken horse cock???

Hullygully · 02/02/2010 20:33

Blowing the trumpet for Friday Bumsnet

heQet · 02/02/2010 20:32

I agree, serenity. In fact, I think we don't have enough weirdos.

And we can deal with any pervs that might find their way here because of it.