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Original poster

Right MNHQ, I'm looking at you.

464 replies

ShowOfHands · 02/02/2010 13:55

You know what I want. Enough with the delayed gratification.

I will not be moved. I have a banner.

Do it.

OP posts:
StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 03/02/2010 11:42

Lololol Hully!!!

Hullygully · 03/02/2010 11:32

The GLTC didn't understand the brief

Umami · 03/02/2010 11:28

Riverford are working on a special range

Hullygully · 03/02/2010 11:25

Even the trees agree

Bella32 · 03/02/2010 11:01

Hats - or should that be pants? - off to them for ingenuity, Hully.

Hullygully · 03/02/2010 10:55

Mark Warner Ski wanted to join up with Simpson's car offer

Bella32 · 03/02/2010 10:42

Centerparcs took a bit of persuading, but I got there in the end

Hullygully · 03/02/2010 10:41

Oh well done.

Bella32 · 03/02/2010 10:40

Sunsail have entered into the spirit of things

Hullygully · 03/02/2010 10:37

And Simpsons with their complimentary car upgrade

Hullygully · 03/02/2010 10:36

So are Thomson Al Fresco

Hullygully · 03/02/2010 10:34

Boden are dead keen

Bella32 · 03/02/2010 10:30

The White Company are in too

StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 03/02/2010 10:27
LoveBeingAMummy · 03/02/2010 10:00

pmsl

StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 03/02/2010 09:58

Awwww - thanks bella!!

Flamesparrow · 03/02/2010 09:57

mmmmmmmmmmmmmm angels

Bella32 · 03/02/2010 09:39

It's okay, LBAM - the advertisers are sorted.

Even Disney has come up with suitable merchandise

LoveBeingAMummy · 03/02/2010 09:31

I thought yesterday there should be one.

Maybe hq are worried about the headlines and losing ads like disney?

Bella32 · 03/02/2010 08:46

SDTG wishes she'd blown off ds3's teacher last night?

I think you need a section all to yourself, love

Umami · 03/02/2010 07:55

Friday night topic
ShowofHands politely asks
She will not be moved

2010aQuintessentialOdyssey · 03/02/2010 07:49

no,
it must be
haiku

and they
will
hear

Original poster
ShowOfHands · 02/02/2010 23:54

There once was a poster called ShowOfHands
Who found Mumsnet really quite bland
And being philanthropic
She begged a new topic
For us all to talk about flange

Now give me my fricking topic or I'll write more limericks.

OP posts:
StayingDavidTennantsGirl · 02/02/2010 23:27

I reckon that Justine, Helen et all are hiding under the desks, with their fingers in their ears, singing 'la la la la' at the tops of their voices, in the hopes that reality will return sooooooon!!

But seriously - if you are going to have a thread about bumsex and Friday Night Topics that's as good as this thread, can someone let me know in advance please - I'd have blown off ds3's Parents Evening if I'd known all this fun was happening.

BTW - if we can't have a Friday Night Topic, what about some Friday Evening Snickers, instead.

mowcop · 02/02/2010 22:55

good god, just been to the other side. Tis a veritable banquet of smut. Although sadly the thread I read was in txt spk! Arghhh. Can't help but think a call to the Daily Mail may be in order. We are being marginalised, I'm sure the Dm like a bit of bum sex in the corner.

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