Right MNHQ, I'm looking at you.

Remind me of your idea again please, Nymphadora - it must have got lost in all the shags, tits and troll magnates

Since when did we have child internet safety?

Have MN not responded to my idea? I thought it was a good one

Seriously... we have child internet safety as a topic but NOT a bumsex one?!!??

Simon's hoping for a shag

Bill Oddie hopes for a close up

Kate Humble showing Bill Oddie her tits

Who is Mr Tumble? Justine's toyboy?

Look away now if you don't want to see Mr Tumble's very long sausage

That's a bit more the ticket.

For Hully

Daftpunk - just because you don't want to discuss something, doesn't give you the right to tell other people off for wanting to discuss it. If you don't want to discuss sex, don't discuss it - no skin off my nose. And surely if it is all in one topic, you can hide that completely and have your mumsnet the way you want it - what's wrong with that?

People discuss all sorts of stuff on mumsnet that I'm not interested in, but I don't go round stamping my feet and calling them names because of it.

The whole point, dp, is to put sex threads in their own topic so that people can hide them if they want.

We're not hassling MNHQ - we are discussing this.

And for someone who doesn't want to talk about sex, you sure are pretty slow to leave

Anything you feel the need to share? Like where your Victorian atittude that 'sex is dirty' comes from?

Yes tigga, talking about sex is fine, but only if you are talking about it with your partner or RL friends.....I just think there is something a bit weird in talking about it with strangers on the internet....but that is just my opinion, and as you know, my opinions are not like anyone elses..

Anyway, if you can talk about pretty much anything already...what's the problem..?

So what if your love of threesomes is in the relationship topic.....a threesome is a relationship....just a sexual one between three people.

Keep hassling MNHQ if you like, maybe they'll give in one day...?

Your well reasoned and carefully considered argument has, strangely, failed to convince me, dp

Yes there is dp, the word is human, talking about sex is fine.

FFSTiggaxx

Hmmmm......There's a word for people who like to talk about their sex life with half the world.....attention seekers/saddos/not getting any in RL/probably couldn't get it up in a million years/boring in bed/......etc

I'm outta here....

.... let you get back to your fun...

And re Anyfucker's name, dp - iirc the overwhelming public response was in favour of her keeping that name. Huge thread.

dp: maybe they would vote against; maybe they wouldn't.

We won't know until there is a vote.

Your main argument seems to be that you don't want to talk about sex, so no-one else should.

I believe there is a name for that kind of attitude

Sex is not dirty. Sex is a part of life without which none of us would be here.

SDTG - wash your mouth out, you filthy strumpet

Bella;

I think if you put this to the vote the majority would vote against it....people complain about anyfuckers name fgs, do you really think having a "sex" topic would go down well...?

You have to remember that MN is essentially a "parenting" site, most people on here like their chat to stay within normal perimeters...

Do you know the difference between kinky and perverted?

Kinky is using a feather, perverted is using the whole chicken!

Sorry - couldn't resist.

And daftpunk - I think that when ShowOfHands said that sex isn't dirty, what she was meaning is that it isn't something to be ashamed of.

We can talk about it if we like, dp. We can talk about sex if we like, or chickens.

Just because you don't want to, doesn't mean everyone has to follow suit.

Byeee!

Who wants to talk about chickens...? even people with chickens don't talk about them much.

MNHQ have made the right decision. you can argue all you like that it wouldn't encourage more trolls, I'm 100% sure it would.

The decision has been made anyway.....so all abit pointless talking about it.

The whole argument that creating a Sex topic will encourage more sex threads is pretty ludicrous.

Hairy trucker logs on to MN. Sees bumsex threads in chat but doesn't post. Should he, however, notice that there is a topic called 'Sex', then he decides to lure poor unsuspecting MNers into sex chat?!

Just doesn't add up, tbh.

As for real MNers talking about sex more (save our souls!), all I can say is that just cos there's a chicken thread, doesn't mean I want to talk chickens

There isn't a problem tigga, I just think MN isn't the place to talk dirty......do you..?

My sexual fantasies get whispered into my lovers ear...not typed out on mumsnet...