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If all you moaning minnies had just ignored and .....

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AnyFucker · 29/09/2009 20:03

kept your outraged and offended fingers away from the complaint button, all this silly sweary name shenanigans would have been tomorrows chip-paper by now.........

As it is, there is now going to be ream after ream of this daft arguing about fuck-all

it could rival Moldie-Gate you know, and that is not a ^good6 thing

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SoupDragon · 01/10/2009 21:09

How do you make a fairy stationary?
Hit it with a mallet.

ConFuschias · 01/10/2009 09:57
Blackduck · 01/10/2009 06:01

only on mumsnet could a thread on swearing pass through fairy doors (wtf!!), and on to pensions......

Monkeytrews · 30/09/2009 23:55

"That's my best pension idea for the week"

Forgive me if I'm reading this wrong - but my best pension plan idea is to franchise retirement homes with EXTCEE on tap! If anyone deserves it, it will be us c.60+.

Join with me now

morningpaper · 30/09/2009 22:17

DOH

maybe I could try knitting

RealityIsAnAuntie · 30/09/2009 22:16

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morningpaper · 30/09/2009 22:15

ten million years

well, I've got it sorted now because I've made about a thousand trillion before I figured out how to get everything JUST right, so actually only about five minutes NOW

RealityIsAnAuntie · 30/09/2009 22:13

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morningpaper · 30/09/2009 22:10

Ha!

I found myself thinking, "I cuold make thousands of them and sell them on Etsy"

That's my best pension idea for the week

RealityIsAnAuntie · 30/09/2009 22:09

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morningpaper · 30/09/2009 22:01

I should point out that I also did some tiling of a floor

fanjolina · 30/09/2009 21:54

jeepers MP - you must have had time on your hands today.

'tis very sweet though

morningpaper · 30/09/2009 21:51

Well I have put it up although it's a bit blurry because the sun's gone down

I have put a toothbrush there for scale (?)

I know you will be OVERCOME

RealityIsAnAuntie · 30/09/2009 21:23

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morningpaper · 30/09/2009 21:17

oh I've done fairy doors TO DEATH

we have hundreds of them

I will upload my fairy stationery shortly and you can gasp in wonder

RealityIsAnAuntie · 30/09/2009 21:16

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Monkeytrews · 30/09/2009 21:14

forget world of war craft, that would be world of maw craft

morningpaper · 30/09/2009 21:14

ahem well

When I was a little girl you used to be able to buy really small stationery sets

but you can't now

so I'm MAKING THEM

not for me

oh no

for the children

RealityIsAnAuntie · 30/09/2009 21:12

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morningpaper · 30/09/2009 21:11

I shall not be making that dumbass stationary error

no actual genuinely teeny tiny fairy stationery kits

Like a mad woman

Monkeytrews · 30/09/2009 21:10

can you make a mooncup on a potters wheel, that's what I want to know

RealityIsAnAuntie · 30/09/2009 21:09

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Monkeytrews · 30/09/2009 21:09

oh for a typo MP. Then we would all inquire how one does keep a fairy stationary

SoupDragon · 30/09/2009 21:09

Is "fairy stationery kits" a code name for sanitary protection?

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