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Original poster

Shall we make a list of offfensive words so that no-one is in any doubt?

78 replies

CayPeag · 29/09/2009 15:53

Mine are:

o Stupid
o Ladies/laydees and variants

and of course

o Babydancing

HTH

OP posts:
YouCantTeuchThis · 29/09/2009 16:10

I don't like crotch...please don't use that.

TTC-ing...hate that! Are you Trying TO Conceive-ING??

BD-ing - likewise.

Hassled · 29/09/2009 16:10

Frigging.

I may have used it, though.

GhostWriter · 29/09/2009 16:10

Dinner?

Something moist perchance to fill your belly, no?

I hate myself.

Thredworm · 29/09/2009 16:09

GhostWriter I love your name. I am so cross that I didn't think of it.

UnquietDad · 29/09/2009 16:09

24/7

GhostWriter · 29/09/2009 16:08

Moist is beautiful.

Moist moist moist.

Moist sponge.

Ooh it's like poetry.

PinkTulips · 29/09/2009 16:08

steady on ghost, shouldn't you bring us for dinner first?

UnquietDad · 29/09/2009 16:08

I "heart" XYZ. No you don't - you LOVE it.

Original poster
CayPeag · 29/09/2009 16:07

I may have to snigger at Ghost.

OP posts:
UnquietDad · 29/09/2009 16:07

Moist.

Arsed · 29/09/2009 16:07

Truetastic !

cocolepew · 29/09/2009 16:07

Natch. Natch

Original poster
CayPeag · 29/09/2009 16:06

Well, I'd rather LOL than PMSL, because I just don't have continence issues (yet). But it should never be used at the end of your own posting - makes me think of people who snort at their own jokes.

OP posts:
GhostWriter · 29/09/2009 16:06

Panties too. Off off off.

Lizzylou · 29/09/2009 16:06

OO, yes, I have caught myself using "Lol" a few times now

Original poster
CayPeag · 29/09/2009 16:05

Have to agree on belly, although don't mind minge.

-tastic (e.g. mingetastic) would be a definite no-no.

OP posts:
GhostWriter · 29/09/2009 16:05

LOL can feck right off.

Arsed · 29/09/2009 16:04

Minge isn't a very nice word.

I don't like 'Belly' either.

UnquietDad · 29/09/2009 16:04

"prep"

Lizzylou · 29/09/2009 16:04

Just remembered another one:

Fricking

Lizzylou · 29/09/2009 16:03

Flaps

Chez (posters name)

No? At the end of every fricking sentence.

broguemum · 29/09/2009 16:01

Just wanted to add Slough to the list.

Anything else is fine by me.

Original poster
CayPeag · 29/09/2009 16:00

And I must apologise for too many 'f's in offensive - can't think what I was thinking of...

OP posts:
squeaver · 29/09/2009 15:58

Hugz
Hugs
Un-MN hugs
((((((((all this crap))))))

BecauseImWorthIt · 29/09/2009 15:56

Any txtspk

Hun, for sure

Babe

Oh, and all incorrect spellings, please. They really offend me. Council instead of counsel is particular pet hate.