Rhubarb
You iz 'urtin' my feelin's a bit but I iz not goin' to 'old it agenst u az u iz up the duff
I iz 'opin' u iz not one of 'em cliquey mums or an ex playgroun' bully girl
if u iz 'atin' me that much then we can 'ave a civilised duel but it wd be better if we cd jus be friends
I think your mumsnet ID iz smashin'