This weeks roundup is hilarious.

very bloody funny all of it

bravo mp

Oh the brussel sprouts - so funny, Hassled! It's like reliving it all again. Think I am going to file it for posterity.

another round of applause / giggles [obv] here
loved it, MP.

I don't get my email anymore. No warning, nothing changed, you just stopped sending it

Am that not everyone gets the roundup in an email ...

Oh i did laugh too my cheeks ached

Well done MP.

Phew! I can hold my head up and look you all in the eye again.

For example if you write 'Anne Summers', Geraldine will say 'Duuh! There's no E in Ann Summers!'

oh you wrote something slightly different to the version I used

I wasn't sure

I assume that Gerry would know, because she knows Things About Words

It was indeed hilarious.

But WHY did I write Brussels sprouts? They are Brussel Sprouts, or brussel sprouts. Or maybe an apostrophe - Brussel's sprouts? I feel like I've spoilt it for everyone.

Yes bran it is almost the same, but a bit better

DS wanted me to explain why I was laughing so hard. I told him it was a joke about spelling, I'm pretty sure that spelling is never funny for a 5 yr old, he made this face.

I haven't been in the round up for ages, I remember the rush when I was. I imagine it's the same sort of rush that Take That feel when they walk out in front a screaming crowd at Wembly.

Well sometimes Justine fucks with it a bit

Also Gerry - she knows where commas go and stuff like that

But APART from that it is straight from the cow

B-b-b but miss. I promise to forthwith.
(As long as noone else has fucked with it, natch.)

Did you tick the box in your registration options?

Otherwise you will have to ask Tech. He will check the satellite link to your desk stuff

Why, MP? Why did your round-up stop coming directly to me? Was it the way I used to read the Onion Daily dispatch before the round-up? Did I not prioritise our time together?

Please. I have to know. I have to have closure so I can move on with my life.

you've never read it?

Moondog, after all these years that I have stood in front of supermarket shelves having the Moondog food Mantra of "Have someone fucked with it?" goig through my head, and you have not so much as read the blimmin' Roundup????

It is indeed very funny.
I've never read it before.Shall do forthwith.
at foul mouthed dyslexic Bounty chavs.

I used to hurry home from work on a Friday, knowing that my round-up would be waiting for me in my inbox.

Then, one day, it just stopped coming. No warning - or perhaps I just didn't pick up on the signs that it was over?

I begged, I pleaded, I changed my email address. I flounced de-registered and then came back via a plethora of different names. Still, no round-up.

Was it me, MP? Did I not pay you enough attention? You always said I was too busy, that I didn't treat you right. But I never thought you'd actually...go.

Now I have to read the round-up via the link on the right hand side of the page. It feels so, so... soulless. As though I'm peering in through a window at a party I'm not invited to.

This week she mentioned me. This week was a good week. Next week, I'm not so sure. We'll have to see.

I had to add the Bounty bit because you got funny after I'd finished my first draft of roundup

But the bounty thread made me roffle first thing this morning and absolutely HAD to be included

I WOULD far rather be watching Doodle Do. Can I have Chris Corcoran's email address? home phone number? I'll only stalk him a BIT?

Ooh I like the way THIS is stickied

I think it should become a weekly thing. Starting a ruck with another forum. It could replace the obligatory friday night bumsex thread

Never read it before today.Absolutely hilarious...will read again.Well Done

It was indeed genius...