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I need to give squeezy jam feedback and i don't know where to do it [swot] [sticky]

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FrannyandZooey · 26/06/2009 18:57

am i too early? it just arrived and ds1 has LOTS of things to tell you about it
it doesn't say what to do next except "All your feedback is to go on the discussion board on Mumsnet."

i want to discuss the easy flip lid and mess free nozzle
go on let me

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FrannyandZooey · 26/06/2009 23:26

let's start a squeezy revolution
who needs fibre!
away with chewing!

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ingles2 · 26/06/2009 23:25

thinking about squeezy cheese
you know what else is fantastic...
digestive biscuits, cream cheese and jam....

MamaG · 26/06/2009 22:57

I don't do squeezy cheese (or squeezy jam for that matter)
You should know it would be home made jam Franny

[edgy malt loaf emoticon]

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FrannyandZooey · 26/06/2009 22:54

you could have a smooth squeezy jam sandwich with some of that squeezy tube cheese stuff

mmm mmmm mmmmmmmmmm

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MamaG · 26/06/2009 22:53
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FrannyandZooey · 26/06/2009 22:50

swallowing jam more filthy than eating it with cheese?
[perverts]

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LovelyRitaMeterMaid · 26/06/2009 22:48

I agree - Franny sounds much more disgusting.

MamaG · 26/06/2009 22:48

No ingles, but i will

Don't knock it until you've tried it folks!

MamaG · 26/06/2009 22:47

By FrannyandZooey Fri 26-Jun-09 22:44:16 Add a message | Report post | Contact poster
washersaurus apply your lips to the mess free nozzle and suck hard
you can thereafter transfer onto toast if you so wish, or simply swallow

And she calls me filthy!

ingles2 · 26/06/2009 22:46

MamaG have you tried blackberry jam and cheese... it's just fantastic!

ShrinkingViolet · 26/06/2009 22:46

my dad (who is here helping with masses of DIY) has suggested an ingenious use for the squeezy jam - to fill holes in walls instead of plaster. I haven't actually tried it out yet, but suspect there might be dribbling issues.
I will hold in the rest of my feedback in the manner of a hole-filled wall oozing with squeezy strawberry jam.

Washersaurus · 26/06/2009 22:45

Toast? Oh no, I purchased it to squeeze on to the DC's porridge

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FrannyandZooey · 26/06/2009 22:44

mamaG that is FILTHY

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FrannyandZooey · 26/06/2009 22:44

washersaurus apply your lips to the mess free nozzle and suck hard
you can thereafter transfer onto toast if you so wish, or simply swallow

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MamaG · 26/06/2009 22:43

I hate strawberry jam, except in a butty with cheese

LovelyRitaMeterMaid · 26/06/2009 22:42

Ours looks like strawberry

Washersaurus · 26/06/2009 22:41

Could you please find out how to get the last bit out of the bottom as I still have some in the fridge that we can't get at

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FrannyandZooey · 26/06/2009 22:37

it's strawberry and it promises to be smooth
i fear it is going to be like a kind of gel
i am slightly afraid of it to tell the truth
the feedback we want to give so far consists of answering some of the questions posed in the letter

to wit:
"What fun ingenious uses are there for empty Squeezy bottles?"
ds1 had many thoughts on this subject, starting with "a water fight"

and
"What other jam flavours would your kids and their friends like, and what would they turn their noses up at?"
ds states that he would turn his nose up at "avocado jam"

i can't wait to pass this on to Hartley's

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Washersaurus · 26/06/2009 22:36

We had blackcurrant, I didn't realise there was a variety - I've never seen it anywhere else.

hunkermunker · 26/06/2009 22:32

What flavour is it?

I am guessing strawberry.

Or apricot.

Or pip-free raspberry (why, why, WHY - raspberries have pips, get over it).

Am hoping it's strawberry (not evil pip-free raspberry) because apricot would look like free-flowing ear wax, I fear.

LovelyRitaMeterMaid · 26/06/2009 22:31

We got some as well. Haven't tried it yet though.

It looks very smooth in the squeezy thingy.

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FrannyandZooey · 26/06/2009 22:29

it looks vile btw
HTH

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TrinityRhino · 26/06/2009 22:29

I want some squezzy jam
bollocks I missed out

humph

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FrannyandZooey · 26/06/2009 22:27

"Can you bear to hold all those jammy, squeezy thoughts in till Monday?"

i don't know
it might not be healthy to hold them in
we could end up with a jammy blockage that was not able to be squeezed out even with a mess free nozzle

if it helps, there are questions in the letter they have sent with the jam

and it says there's a microsite
but the address doesn't work

basically they are UNPREPARED for my free flowing jammy feedback
i am unimpressed

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Goober · 26/06/2009 22:06

Pah to discount. Free is the only discount that I like.