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I need to give squeezy jam feedback and i don't know where to do it [swot] [sticky]

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FrannyandZooey · 26/06/2009 18:57

am i too early? it just arrived and ds1 has LOTS of things to tell you about it
it doesn't say what to do next except "All your feedback is to go on the discussion board on Mumsnet."

i want to discuss the easy flip lid and mess free nozzle
go on let me

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FrannyandZooey · 28/06/2009 13:25

ook @ red worms
i daren't try it now

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serenity · 28/06/2009 11:18

We got it yesterday morning, and the DCs immediately consumed most of it with bread - they were very impressed. We got strawberry btw.

Haven't had any myself, but I prefer raspberry - has a nice bite that mixes well with peanut butter.

SpookyMadMummy · 28/06/2009 10:48

I, too have squeezy jam feedback to add.
[waits]

FlyMeToDunoon · 28/06/2009 10:18

'red worms' DD2 said as it came out onto the bread.

Yummy but slightly disturbing. The jam was ok too.

NorbertDentressangle · 28/06/2009 10:13

Franny that sounds like the story line of another very dirrrrty dream

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FrannyandZooey · 28/06/2009 10:07

he is insidious isn't he norbert
i think we should punish him thoroughly
i'll go first and you can watch

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alittlebitshy · 28/06/2009 10:04

am loving this thread!!!!!!

And how do i NEVER notice when things are to be tested.

NorbertDentressangle · 28/06/2009 10:02

Can we have a Simon Cowell dirty dream feedback thread instead of a jam one as I don't know anything about squeezy jam but I did have a naughty dream about Mr Cowell.

I don't even watch any of those crap programmes he does so have no idea why he should pop up in my thoughts (so to speak )

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FrannyandZooey · 28/06/2009 09:56

nah
i don't really like jam much

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hunkermunker · 27/06/2009 23:02

Crazy!

"If squeezy jam was a large manufacturer of jam, would it gather fresh feedback, or wait till a skin or crust had formed?"

Have you tried it yet, Franny?

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FrannyandZooey · 27/06/2009 22:57

dp and ds have tested it now actually
the reaction was insipid

gawd hartley's are mad to be missing all this
it is like gold dust - the direct, honest, feedback, fresh from the breakfast table

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hunkermunker · 27/06/2009 22:54

"If you were squeezy jam, who would you most like to squeeze Simon..." oh, no, hang on

MaryBS · 27/06/2009 22:52

We got squeezy jam, strawberry flavour - which DD was pleased about as that's the only flavour she likes!

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FrannyandZooey · 27/06/2009 22:51

"If you were Simon Cowell, who would you most like to squeeze jam over?"

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hunkermunker · 27/06/2009 20:49

WHO thinks up these questions?

"In what way could squeezy jam solve the world's financial crisis?"

"How might squeezy jam best be employed to end world poverty?"

"Imagine you are squeezy jam. Who is your favourite X-factor winner?"

I could do this literally all night.

I promise I won't [lies, probably]

MayorNaze · 27/06/2009 15:26

ooh i have jam!!!

but have had to go to work instead of testing it out

it looks like fun though

am going to read thread and see if it as fun as it looks

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FrannyandZooey · 27/06/2009 12:40

perhaps 'erotic dreams about simon cowell' could be classed as a "benefit to my family"?
i shall ask dp what he thinks

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LovelyRitaMeterMaid · 27/06/2009 11:30

We have tried some. I thought it looked a bit weird as it came out but my testers DS (5) and DD (3) liked the taste. DS asked for a second helping.

It helped when I realised there was a lid thing you needed to peel off before you could squirt

whomovedmychocolate · 27/06/2009 10:19

In my family a benefit would be 'extended trajectory of impact to splatter ceiling more effectively'

EachPeachPearMum · 27/06/2009 10:05

In Bali, all our cheese sandwiches came with jam... we were a little taken aback, but it was actually delicious.

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FrannyandZooey · 27/06/2009 10:04

blimey
i think i must mention this in the "what is the benefit to your family" section

while we are on the subject, the questions are quite odd
"what is the benefit to your family of using squeezy jam?"
it's JAM fgs

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whomovedmychocolate · 27/06/2009 09:55

That was not a dream F&Z and I have made quite a bit of money papping those photos

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FrannyandZooey · 27/06/2009 09:51

i had a dream that simon cowell had tied me up and was squirting me with squeezy jam

HURRY UP WITH THE FEEDBACK THREAD i need to tell hartley's about it

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whomovedmychocolate · 27/06/2009 09:16

Squeezy jam, marmite or honey can be coaxed out of the bottom of the bottle by sticking the closed bottle in a bowl of hot water for a few minutes - this also works with shampoo btw. I'm not reviewing the jam though - odious stuff jam - give me marmite any day

andirobo · 27/06/2009 08:51

Okay we have just tried it - DD who is 7 struggled to squeeze it out, but said it tasted lovely! Just jam no butter was the request - now DS who is 2 wants some as well!!

hunkermunker - Apricot looking like ear wax - ROFL!!