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Best salty expressions you have picked up from mn? My personal favourite has to be

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poguemahone · 20/05/2009 21:10

cuntbubble (picked up from Greensleeves, I think).

DH always knows when I've been lurking on mumsnet as I greet him with some fresh insult.

For those who say that swearing is evidence of a limited vocabulary and a lack of imagination, I give you: cocksniffer (bruxeur?). Nick Duerden seemed to take a fancy to that one too.

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RumourOfAHurricane · 23/05/2009 21:46

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janeite · 23/05/2009 21:38

I taught my dad 'twunt' - I felt he was sufficiently impressed.

TheProfiteroleThief · 23/05/2009 21:31

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nevergoogledragonbutter · 23/05/2009 21:23

yup. i'm still here.
seems a shame to change now don't you think?

SOLOisMeredithGrey · 22/05/2009 01:42

Cocklodger

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naturalblonde · 20/05/2009 22:47

Me too stayingsunnygirl

19fran76 · 20/05/2009 22:40

with good reason

19fran76 · 20/05/2009 22:40

Dragon Butter is now nevergoogledragonbutter & wioth good reason

Stayingsunnygirl · 20/05/2009 22:35

"Off you fuck then, dear" is my personal favourite!

PatTheHammer · 20/05/2009 22:01

What a great dictionary! well you live and learn

wrinklytum · 20/05/2009 21:58

I quite like "Arse biscuits" seen that on mn.

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poguemahone · 20/05/2009 21:56

Oh bugger I've really confused you all now. I'll go back to swearing:
cockteeth, arsebags, fannybatter.

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MrsMcCluskey · 20/05/2009 21:55

yes pogue was ml
DB is still DB afaik

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poguemahone · 20/05/2009 21:55

I think DragonButter's still called DragonButter. Love it!

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wrinklytum · 20/05/2009 21:54

Eeek! Poguemahone!

Were you db then!Quite an unfortunate moniker then,but would've gone down well on a bumsex thread (Pardon any double entendre)

Glad you are still posting,hadn't seen the db name and thought you had left.

The things you learn on MN!!!!!!!!!!!!

mascaraohara · 20/05/2009 21:53

oh x-posts. so is DB stil DB then?

mascaraohara · 20/05/2009 21:53

I loved that you were called DragonButter.. sad that you changed! used to msake me alwasy chuckle

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poguemahone · 20/05/2009 21:52

xpost. No I'm not db. Didn't mean to mislead. I was monkeylover, which according to Urban Dictionary is a racist term (I had no idea). I don't find cuntbubble offensive, but I now find monkeylover unbearable .

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poguemahone · 20/05/2009 21:50

It's not for the weak of stomach: dragon butter definition

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MrsMcCluskey · 20/05/2009 21:49

pogue you were db then?

PatTheHammer · 20/05/2009 21:47

Peach thanks for that, ROFL at that thread, especially Norbert and the sausage boy! Still a bit worried that I am now a chav .

Is it unwise to look up dragonbutter then, I'm dying to know???

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poguemahone · 20/05/2009 21:42

Dragonbutter's a cracker. I had to namechange after that one inspired me to check my old name on Urban Dictionary.

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EachPeachPearMum · 20/05/2009 21:38

Pat twas the v funny slubber who started it... here

wrinklytum · 20/05/2009 21:37

Sorry,not site stuff "Mumsnet stuff".Brain in meltdown.