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Original poster

what do you imagine I look like...

296 replies

fruitshootsandheaves · 18/05/2009 18:17

what image do my name and my useless advice posts conjure up?

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BunnyLebowski · 18/05/2009 20:18

Oooh Do Me! Do Me! Do Me!

AnyFucker · 18/05/2009 20:16

bella. I am waaaaaay over 30

bellavita · 18/05/2009 20:15

norksin - Hattie Jaques matron style sort of gal. Likes to mother people and has loads and loads of patience with the children.

VinegarTits · 18/05/2009 20:15

Realityismydelusion cleverly disguises herself as a responsible person

She manages a small factory of ladies who pluck chickens, she flows though the aisles of the chicken pluckers carefuly scrutinising them for stray feathers, wo-be-tied anyone who doesnt pluck them chickens down to their bear essentails

every so often she pops into her office and swigs sherry from a bottle in her desk draw, she never looks drunk

She shops at Aldi, takes her time unloading the shoping from car-to-house to make sure the neigbours see the waitrose bags she puts it in

When alone she play the wii fit in her underwear then sniffs the crotch of her pants before she jumps in the shower

AnyFucker · 18/05/2009 20:14

norks, you have me

norks

you are a little bit shy, you have fine curly hair that goes frizzy in the rain, you are a bit of a "soft touch" to your children, you have lovely blue eyes and a cute button nose

close?

bellavita · 18/05/2009 20:13

My boobs do sit on my knees AF

Ahem - I am 5ft!

You are norty for peeking!

norksinmywaistband · 18/05/2009 20:10

I think Anyfucker is Slim, short hair, confident, no nonsense.

Now me please?

AnyFucker · 18/05/2009 20:10

bellavita

fab cake-maker

fab maker-of-little-boys

she is 4 ft 9

she has purple curly hair in a bun on top of her head

she wears glasses like jam-jar bottoms

her arms sweep the floor when she walks

her boobs sit on her knees

noooo, I have checked, bellavita is a very glamorous blonde !!

bellavita · 18/05/2009 20:08

In your younger days AF - I thought you were about 30 (take it you are older than that then?)

SparklingSarah · 18/05/2009 20:07

ooo can someone do me please

rofl here!!

AnyFucker · 18/05/2009 20:05

willowy, tick (read, skinny)

blonde, tick (in my younger days, now mousy with toffee colour thanks to Garnier Nutrisse)

great dress stylee, tick (am not denying that one )

hard, nah

1+1 kids

bellavita · 18/05/2009 20:00

I imagine AnyFucker to be willowy, blonde and has great dress stylee.

She also pretends to be very hard on the outside, but really she is a softee. She has 1 child.

AnyFucker · 18/05/2009 19:59

Reality, you have a gift

< genuflects >

BitOfFun · 18/05/2009 19:56

Gah! These pesky DPs...I will tune in later to be fascinated and appalled in equal measure

RealityIsMyOnlyDelusion · 18/05/2009 19:53

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InternationalFlight · 18/05/2009 19:49

Reality...you are so right

about everything!!!

Fruitshoots, I wish!

RealityIsMyOnlyDelusion · 18/05/2009 19:44

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QuintessentialShadows · 18/05/2009 19:42

"Sometimes she'll buy a box of coco-pops just for herself and hide it from the children."

Does chocoloate covered rice crispie sweets count???

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fruitshootsandheaves · 18/05/2009 19:42

international flight

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Lulumama · 18/05/2009 19:41

snort @ gusset you have a gift!!

LOL at being anything like the phelps swimmer bloke...

VinegarTits · 18/05/2009 19:40

I like this game, do me, do me

RealityIsMyOnlyDelusion · 18/05/2009 19:39

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InternationalFlight · 18/05/2009 19:36

just read your profile, I nearly put csi but decided on columbo instead!!

Original poster
fruitshootsandheaves · 18/05/2009 19:36

oh yeah Feltz that who i meant..I was getting mixed up with the olympic swimmer LOL

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InternationalFlight · 18/05/2009 19:34

Juneybean, mind if I do you?

In my mind's eye, you are 5ft 8 with longer than average ight brown hair.

You ride a bicycle with a basket and/or child seat

You wear boden cardigans

You know several ways to serve asparagus

and have a secret crush on Inspector Columbo.

You've worked in admin and were very good at iit but prefer adventure sports such as hang gliding, kayaking etc.

How'm I doing so far?