what do you imagine I look like...

Do me pleeeeease

I've got such a pants day at work today.

pleeeeeease

Trillian lives in house, a very big house, in the country. She has always been a tomboy but with a secret extremely girly side that comes out every so often. She alphabetises her DVD and CD collection and leaving one out of the case is a serious offence.

She has wavy brown hair and a casual but stylish dress sense. She loves to travel but prefers to do it alone. Her favourite colour is green.

I think DWP is tall, but stacked. She has a hooting laugh. She wears a lot of hats, and good boots, but with scuffs on. I think she prefers lip balm to lipstick, and can hold her own in a pub quiz. She lives in Fleet in Hampshire/Surrey borders and enjoys reasonable material wealth. She only has brothers and is a doctor's daughter. She used to work for a pharmaceutical company and is looking to return when youngest child is at full time school.

'N' me?

RealityIsMyOnlyDelusion has poker-straight hair that has been dyed many colours over time, but she has always been given away by her mousey-brown eyebrows. Labelled as 'the sensible one' growing up, she longs to rebel but is too considerate to do anything that would really shock in case anyone got upset.

(pleeeeease do me! )

A surprising amount of that is right...but I'm not telling hehe

Go DWP! Mr Wilson? You dark horse!

Is that roadrunner underwear??

Do me do me! (not BoF though that would be cheating.....)

BOF - fabulous! Yes to odd dress sense and frustrated creative! Deffo no to another child and it's rats not iguanas (but i would like one). Spooky and hilarious .

pmsl

Ronaldinhio- you felt like the cuckoo in the nest growing up, a giant among dwarves. You rebel against ordered routine by being a slattern, but all your friends love you for it and see you as generous and compassionate. You sometimes get fed up at being taken for granted though. Your children secretly disgust you with their habits, but you celebrate their free spirits. You get irrationally pissed off if your DP eats his last rolo, because he presented you with one when you first got together.

my god you are indeed voodoo ladydeeeeeeeeee

seriously bar design course you're pretty much spot on!

just sent it to mr man! he's chuckling in the corner!

SparklingSarah- you are a bit wacky and rather too fond of the kids' dressing up box. You act out imaginary arguments in your head and secretly long to do a glamorous old Hollywood photo shoot. People look askance at you from time to time because you sound like you are taking the piss out of their accents but you can't help copying them. You missed your vocation as a Knightsbridge window dresser, but that was because you dropped out of a design course when you fell out with your best friend over a man. You had a lucky escape from him though, because he turned out to be a compulsive gambler and your ex-friend went bankrupt. The man you are with now though is very reliable and loves the way you can rustle anything up from the freezer and the store cupboard, even though he harbours fantasies of being an amazing chef, which you laugh at.

Voodoo lady

Woohoo! Kerching

That's distubingly accurate! I am 27, suppose that's young-ish.I did leave behind a hideous job but in a call centre. I just ate some chocoalte hobnobs!!! I do lots of window shopping as don't have much money and am currently setting up my own business! Homelife is chaotic and my family popped in on their way back from a holiday this weekend and were made very welcome indeed... I wasn't the class clown, but consider myself to be reasonably clever. My husband calls me pet names although not that exact one... He does indeed think i'm a goddess although no idea why

Dalrymps- you are younger than your name suggests, but loving motherhood, principally because it is a good excuse to leave behind your hideous job in a laundrette where you were sexually harrassed by the area manager, and now you spend your days eating chocolate hobnobs and window shopping while you wait for the demon business idea which will one day make you ridiculously wealthy. You enjoy a slightly chaotic homelife and people are always made welcome. You were the class clown, but actually rather clever. Your husband calls you Snookums, and complains when you don't rinse your leg hairs out of the bath. Despite this he thinks you are a goddess and has punched one of his mates for fancying you.

PortBlacks- you are meticulous yet creative and given to mad flights of fancy which are kept in check by your rather conservative husband. You feel frustrated that despite your connections you still haven't quite made it, but a chance encounter in a bookshop will soon put paid to that. You are toying with the idea of another child, but wonder where you would put them, particularly because your eldest child keeps iguanas in the garage, rendering it unsuitable for conversion. Your dress sense has been described as eccentric, but you feel secretly pleased by this, and you greatly enjoyed your last school reunion, as the boy you fancied who was mean to you has gone prematurely bald.

Oh yeah forgot to say, I have a progile too so don't cheat and looka t my pics

C'mon, someone has to do me!

ha ha ha BOF. Bosom larger than it was, but no-one would describe it as unfeasible. No ex-husbands, and no cab-firm owner from Swindon (yet, at least!)