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Original poster

what do you imagine I look like...

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fruitshootsandheaves · 18/05/2009 18:17

what image do my name and my useless advice posts conjure up?

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LadyThompson · 19/05/2009 11:34

I didn't mean her hair was a formidable tennis player.

My grammar has gone for a burton.

Somebody stop this thread. It's like a crack pipe that I keep puffing.

LadyThompson · 19/05/2009 11:32

Horton is a kind six footer. She has thick, light brown hair which fans out from her ears in a longish bob and is a formidable tennis player. However much hand cream she lavishes on her large, slightly calloused hands, it's never enough. She can whip up a fabulous roulade for dinner parties and whilst not conventionally attractive, is a handsome woman. She has two small boys and her husband is a GP. She is on a job share at the moment but has a high ranking post in local government. She is well balanced, not least because of her size 8 feet.

Horton · 19/05/2009 11:28

Heh! I am very fond of gin, it is true!

RealityIsMyOnlyDelusion · 19/05/2009 11:27

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Horton · 19/05/2009 11:25

Charming, thanks!

mrsruffallo · 19/05/2009 11:21

Horton

RealityIsMyOnlyDelusion · 19/05/2009 11:19

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Horton · 19/05/2009 11:18

These are very very funny. Will you do me?

LadyThompson · 19/05/2009 11:17

Split an infinitive there, sorry gals.

LadyThompson · 19/05/2009 11:16

I do live in the country, 'tis true...

Reesiroo is a gum chewing, hard laughing Australian, a long way from home. Married to a Welshman called Hugh Rees, they bonded over Rugby Union when he splashed his pint down the back of her vest top in a sports bar in Putney. That was three kids ago - Michael, Jeffrey and Christina, 4, 3 and 1. Mick, Jeff and Tinny. Reesiroo's arms are bigger these days but she still goes like stink and her eyelashes are still long, her face tanned and her hair long and dark, if a bit ratty at the ends. She has got three under 4. She hopes to shortly resume her career as a radiologist. Hugh's an accountant with big calves. They have a good marriage.

BitOfFun · 19/05/2009 11:15

Good idea- it could be a brilliant parlour game thread

RealityIsMyOnlyDelusion · 19/05/2009 11:07

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LolaTheShowgirl · 19/05/2009 11:06

These are fab!

ReesiRoo · 19/05/2009 11:04

Lady Thompson lives in Dorset

She has a stable with 4 horses and a coup of chickens.

Her home is a very large farmhouse. I think I envisage a pool too.

She has 2 children, a boy and girl and they both go to private school.

Lady Thompson wears Jodhpurs with Gap jumpers and riding boots.

She secretly idolises Tara Palmer Tomkinson and Victoria Beckham.

All her groceries are Organic and her favourite dish is pasta with pesto, sundried tomatoes and olives. She shops in Waitrose and loves boden and jigsaw and monsoon. Not a Primark lady at all. The thought makes her shudder.

LadyThompson · 19/05/2009 11:02

O Reality, you sweep closer than you know

Apart from the cider.

bella29 · 19/05/2009 11:01

pmsl

RealityIsMyOnlyDelusion · 19/05/2009 10:59

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LadyThompson · 19/05/2009 10:51

Want mine done

lisalollipop · 19/05/2009 10:50

BOF and Reality - ever thought of co-authoring something together?

Anywotsit could also advise and do intro and epilogue describing how we all shot you to fame and fortune on MN.

bella29 · 19/05/2009 10:48

[grin} Reality. Thanks!

KerryMumbles · 19/05/2009 10:38

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RealityIsMyOnlyDelusion · 19/05/2009 10:33

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bella29 · 19/05/2009 10:31

Thanks, LadyT

I am not witty enough to do these

LadyThompson · 19/05/2009 10:29

Bella is a ginge. That's to say, she has lots of curly red hair and she often wears bottle green to set it off. She works as a production manager in daytime tv, having just returned from an extended maternity leave, and her DH is a bespectacled writer who is a SAHD to their impish little lad. She grew up in Lincoln and her nail varnish is always a little chipped and the wrong shade, but she has a killer smile.

TrillianAstra · 19/05/2009 10:28

Nah, DWP is an ecomentalist with emphasis on the 'mental'. She is very upset that no-one is taking her seriously that The Devil really wears Primark because Primark is evil. She herself only wears handwoven lentil-based fabrics, but makes them into very chic timeless pieces using patterns from Vogue. She is tall and spohisticated-looking, with her hair swept up into a chignon, and she is never seen without her (conflict-free of course) diamond earrings. She claims this is to blend in with the corporate crowd and take them down from the inside, but secretly she just like to look nce.

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