what do you imagine I look like...

pic on my profile kind of gives it away

Superb! Isn't this the best game ever?

Hairymuff

you are a slight creature who has surprising strong arms. Sometimes you dream of armwrestling for GB and have anonymously written to Lord Coe to ask if it will be included in the 2012 Olympics.
(This is not the first time you have written to Seb over the years...)

You have the air of someone who is always slightly dazed as though you have just awoken from a deep sleep in a cosy haystack.
You are horsey and secretly much more judgey and bossy than you'd ever want anyone to know.
You have practised a number of benign smiles in the mirror whilst on the telephone.

I'm not sure I even ought to ask

none of you look like how i imagine. i've met a good 20 or so of you and have been stunned by all of them

Ronaldinhio! Did I get you right then? ROFL

give yourself more credit rofl, it was more than a stint it was 7 out of 8 of my career working years!

Ooh...was I right about the house!!!?

I think I'm going to name change back to ElfOnTheTopShelf - name changed to this in a "set up a new name for sneaking onto the ttc boards" but it just seems a bit of a down name!

"slightly small, slim, blonde haired SAHM." - there is a slightly small slim woman in side me, but the larger taller one ate her

"Very neat and tidy, and has a very organised coffee table, and beige carpets, and pot plants..." have you been spying...

NotmyELFtoday

Err...Dobby???

I do NOT (I think) look like a manatee though, so maybe... you are a slightly small, slim, blonde haired SAHM. Very neat and tidy, and has a very organised coffee table, and beige carpets, and pot plants...wow, it is amazing how you build up a picture once you get started!!!

ooooh, what does one think of me?!

Although perhaps you are about to discover a passion for bungee jumping, spurred on by my great suggestion. Don't say I do nothing to enhance your lifestyle

Aw shucks!

Thought I was actually psychic then!!

I guess most people have done a stint in admin, really...

LOL InternationalFlight I did work in admin!! but definite no to adventure sports!

I hate asparagus and had never heard of Boden til I came to MN! Don't ride a bicycle either! LOL

But I do have brown hair but am only 5'6

I'm a lesbian then?? lol lol

namechanger.

Plumprump do you know me in RL? lol

Now if only Dp could be a kiefer sutherland style shape shifter, now we would be talking!

PussinJimmyChoos is a chiropodist from Tring. She loves tequila and bareback riding. She has a partner called Gloria who makes a lovely Victoria sponge.

She can moonwalk in 5 inch heels.

Hil-ah-rious. Have ceratinly done my share of meal-slinging in my time.

IwoulddoDrWho is an Amazonian-esque lady with slicked-back black-as-night hair. She plays lacrosse and netball for fun and can often be seen practising her goal shooting at night on her local netball courts.

She dislikes being in the company of others for more than two hours every day as it brings her out in hives.

She has a phobia about vanilla flavouring and has been known to fling fake vanilla ice-cream at unsuspecting waiters.

She sounds scary but in fact is as soft as butter. She is always ready to lend a hand to those in need and those who are close to her are feel they are lucky to be her friend.

namechanger is more than just a namechanger- she is also a shapeshifter. In her thirty-one years she has masqueraded as Terry Wogan, Claudia Schiffer and Princess Beatrice.

At the moment though she is living in her own guise. She is four feet nine inches tall, has pink and burgundy dyed hair and favours dirndl skirts and crocs. She is married to Dave who is a masseur in Islington. Dave thinks she is gorgeous in all her persona but particularly likes Claudia Schiffer, which has caused some spectacular rows in the namechanger household.

Me??? (shy emoticon)

I will be back later after a few hours in the flotation tank...