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what do you imagine I look like...

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fruitshootsandheaves · 18/05/2009 18:17

what image do my name and my useless advice posts conjure up?

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BitOfFun · 18/05/2009 18:55

I am crying now- you should write a computer program that generates a profile when you put your name in...you would be a millionaire

RealityIsMyOnlyDelusion · 18/05/2009 18:53

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BitOfFun · 18/05/2009 18:50

pmsl

AnyFucker · 18/05/2009 18:50

you have got it SA !!

spot on

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fruitshootsandheaves · 18/05/2009 18:50

I had gerbils when I was younger, but none called Dave

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screamingabdab · 18/05/2009 18:49

Right then Any Fucker:

Late teens
Blonde
Thick as pig shit
Londoner (Hampstead or similar)

BitOfFun · 18/05/2009 18:49

Is it a gerbil called Dave?

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fruitshootsandheaves · 18/05/2009 18:46

I've only just stopped crying with laughter at the guinea pig called Andrew

I do have blue eyes thats about all LOL

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AnyFucker · 18/05/2009 18:45

am pmsl at how wrong BOF and SA are

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SusieDerkins · 18/05/2009 18:41

lol@ derek acorah

BitOfFun · 18/05/2009 18:40

Anyfucker is a dark, slightly scruffy and no-nonsense Northerner who is scary but kind. Reality is channeling Derren Brown but looks more like Derek Acorah

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fruitshootsandheaves · 18/05/2009 18:37

*no not really

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fruitshootsandheaves · 18/05/2009 18:37

er not not really

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BitOfFun · 18/05/2009 18:36

Right, without looking at the other posts, I suppose I get an image of a panda in my mind...closely followed by someone vomiting. By that's probably not what you were after right?

screamingabdab · 18/05/2009 18:35

AnyFucker

Late 30's
SAHM
Fiercely Intelligent
Live in the Midlands
Dark Hair

IwoulddoDrWho · 18/05/2009 18:34

I am gorgeous.

flamingobingo · 18/05/2009 18:34

susie Who?

mrsmaidamess · 18/05/2009 18:33

lol

SusieDerkins · 18/05/2009 18:33

you have a moustache and very hairy legs

your breath smells of onions

AnyFucker · 18/05/2009 18:32
Grin
ReligiousBiscuit · 18/05/2009 18:32

i suspect that is alot of mumsnet

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