what do you imagine I look like...

wow BOF, I wish my life were so interesting.
Mind youu Andrew Lloyd Weber.....on second thought scrap that idea.

Ooh, creamcaramella that is spooky!!

Leo- you are theatrical and creative, somewhat flamboyant, but you take pains to not come across as an egomaniac to your closest friends... You nuture dreams of being a burlesque star but the closest you've come is karaoke...you will end up on Big Brother and in the media spotlight with somewhat unwelcome attention from Andrew Lloyd Webber. In rehab you discover Buddhism...

hahaha thats ok but I am not furry with a long tail if thats what you mean.

leothelioness...
I'm not good at this. but all i see is RRRRRROOOOAAARRRR!!!

Me too please.

Numberfour is a one-time city high-flyer, who visited an Eastern guru who's advice shook her to the core. She never let on what they said, but after their encounter she moved her family of 3 kids and a much younger surfer dude husband to New Zealand for a lifestyle of bohemian lentil-weavery which included a hugely successful Internet venture in packaging concepts. She eshews conventional religion but is strangely attached to vintage Russian icons and has an unfortunate habit of swearing in front of the children when she is driving.

Hi alicecrail!
U got almost everything right!

Right: The clothes verging on too tight is sooo accurate.Love pink anything. boisterous lil boy. recently single(but not for too long)...as u said..Carlos

Not rights: Not a Dolly Parton fan. Black-brown hair!

Hi Plumprump. Whenever I feel afraid, I hold my head up high, and read that bit about my friends liking me! (about to go emoticon).

Even the fact that it's fictional cannot tarnish!

creamcaramella loves bubblegum pink anything. Has long nails, blonde hair possibly in a beehive. Wears clothes that are verging on too tight and is a huge Dolly Parton fan. She has a little boy who is really boisterous but loves to cuddle his mum when nobody is looking. She is single and the love of her life she met on holiday, but he couldn't be tamed, his name was Carlos or Giavanni.

number 4 that is a genius description of me

HA! i knew it!! i stirred my coffee anti-clockwise instead of clockwise this morning! THAT'S why i got the Hooch and Claire all a-muddled.....

Hello!

Please someone tell me about 'Creamcaramella'

Numberfour, I'm 24yo, single, 2 kids aged 2 & 3yo

i can but dream, claire2009, mother of twins..........

ps bet you wished i was right!! he he he he he

Numberfour, So very wrong

Ronaldhinio - I think you must know me

Jean (her real name) lives in Poole and always has done. She has short steel grey hair, a tanned face and piercing blue eyes.

Jean used to be a phys ed teacher until she pulled her achilles tendon and the next door neighbour's 17 year old son in the same week. That was 15 years ago and their 11 year old son is still questioned about his older brother and apparent absence of father.

She is quick witted and intelligent, except when it comes to choice of toy boys, because her 32 year old partner has just shagged the 20 year old check out girl at Morrisons and he liked it!

Jean is on the verge of becoming a tad bitter and twisted. Her son's interest in things aeronautical will be a saving grace when he wins a scholarship to Cape Canaveral College in 2011.

If I met Jean I would like her, but she would give me cause for concern, in a general kind of way.

Jean likes knitting Fair Isle cardigans.

me me me, please anyone me!!

well, you'll just never know......

claire2009 is 29 and has twins. her husband is handsome and witty but has a thing for the neighbour's gardener. Claire suspects this, but it secretly intrigues her because she has a thing for the neighbour, Felicity.

Their children are called Samuel and Samantha and they are 18 months old. Claire is starting to wonder whether the choice of names was possibly the best choice.

She does her grocery shopping online, via Ocado and has a regular hair appointment every Friday morning at Toni and Guy's at 11am with Emmanuel. They sometimes go for coffee after while Edward, the nanny, takes the twins to Tumble Tots, Fonix for Fun and Hi-di-hi-di-ho Songs for Toddlers.

hoochiemooma is one cool, cool mama who never gets stressed, is always the cucumber and happy at that!

nobody knows that her cool disposition is due to her impressive intake of valium and vodka.

she has two children (by two anonymous donors via a turkey baster) ages 26 and 29. she insists that they call her Twinkleberry, her name she assumed by deed poll 13 years ago, but this embarrasses them so they refer to her more casually as Hooch.

hoochiemooma likes doing sudoku and mumsnetting. she derives her income from her vegetable allotment and her nude posing for the artists school down the road. she has been modelling for them for 20 years and has noticed a marked decline in the student intake over the past 14 years.

Can someone do me?