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Original poster

I know of at least three Mumsnetters (who I am willing to name) that indulge in bumsex and unnatural acts with Mini-Rolls

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snigger · 30/01/2009 17:24

LIES!

Of course I don't.

I'm just following VeniVidiViki's advice and coming up with something other than the layout for MP to include in her round-up

We have to be able to come up with something other than "Ooh, the margins are too bright", surely...

OP posts:

differentID · 30/01/2009 18:05

Will these do instead?

differentID · 30/01/2009 18:05

Will these do instead?

HecateQueenOfGhosts · 30/01/2009 18:09

french fancies, jam tarts and now mr kipling brings you this

and i stumbled across this and can think of a few men I'd love to bake it for!

HecateQueenOfGhosts · 30/01/2009 18:10

note to mners - do not google 'cake porn'

Original poster

snigger · 30/01/2009 18:10

This is just subversion of the highest order.

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Original poster

snigger · 30/01/2009 18:10

Well, you know what I'm going to go right off and do, don't you, Hecate

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HecateQueenOfGhosts · 30/01/2009 18:11

Don't blame me. I warned you.

differentID · 30/01/2009 18:17

I shall however heed your warning! I have had a couple of nasty shocks when googling eently

differentID · 30/01/2009 18:18

recently, that should say.

shivermetimbers · 31/01/2009 16:04

Hecate, i am sooo that you could suggest that i "indulge in bumsex and unnatural acts with mini-rolls"I thought you knew me well enough to know that there are no circumstances under which i would possibly be satisfied by anything mini.

TheDevilWearsPrimark · 31/01/2009 16:07

Oh dear the talk roundup is depressingly familiar.

TheDevilWearsPrimark · 31/01/2009 16:07

Hold on, that sounds bad and not what I meant. I mean it reminds me of old style mumsnet.

HecateQueenOfGhosts · 01/02/2009 18:06

shiver.

will this cake satisfy you?

nickschick · 01/02/2009 18:15

By AliceTheCamelHasGotTheHump on Fri 30-Jan-09 17:30:32
BTW it's definitely not me with the bumsex. Not with my piles you don't.

bumsex!!!???? who said that????

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