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Original poster

STILL need to talk mouldie?

594 replies

algyfromthepub · 06/01/2009 21:27

ha! tell bob i'm here.

OP posts:
GolfingGerry · 07/01/2009 21:54

Margot! It's not true! Margot?

nosyneighbour · 07/01/2009 21:54

thinking....dam my anne summers catalogue seems to have gone missing?

allnewcontrolfreaky · 07/01/2009 21:53

they wont let you in you know, unless you've got a warrant and the riot squad...

TheOldGitInTheCorner · 07/01/2009 21:53
localbobbyonbeat · 07/01/2009 21:50

And gerry if i was you I would trade your lexus its got more stains than the grouting in the mens toilets from your whorin

Goodnight

maggiethemoodycook · 07/01/2009 21:50

catch!

onebatmother · 07/01/2009 21:49

quick lol at modern petrochemicals sorry

GolfingGerry · 07/01/2009 21:47

[not really a bad man, just momentarily distracted by glittering prizes]

Where is my Good Lady? MAAAAAAAARGOT!

Ukranianbarmaid · 07/01/2009 21:47

We don't have organic in Ukraine:we are much more modern in our use of petrochemicals

localbobbyonbeat · 07/01/2009 21:46

You've been warned, if I were you I would get some security on your door, your in danger of losing your license.

Allnew - ive got your number

TheOldGitInTheCorner · 07/01/2009 21:46

shum buggersh got my teef!

Oh, hello ossifer

BobbingBob · 07/01/2009 21:46

You know me, my little serving wench. I'll have whatever's on offer - as long as it's not that poncey organic rubbish.

allnewcontrolfreaky · 07/01/2009 21:44

ha! games up gerry. bet you're pooping your sta-prest beige slacks now eh?

Ukranianbarmaid · 07/01/2009 21:42

I think he's more of a shandy man myself.

Half alright for you Bob?

maggiethemoodycook · 07/01/2009 21:41

er officer, don't let his lexus fool you...he's written rude poems on the toilet walls..

what was it gerry? something like

so off they all went in a huff
cos us newbies just wern't good enuff
we think chickens are ducks
we're all down on our luck
so all have a fight then a fuck...

i mean, what can i do with customers like that?

GolfingGerry · 07/01/2009 21:40

Bob! My .. Old.. erm.. Fucker Sorry, Mucker.

Dear God, man, they appear to be about to throw me to the lions! But to be Bob, Frank.. Sorry, to be frank, Bob, it's not entirely unexpected.

nosyneighbour · 07/01/2009 21:40
localbobbyonbeat · 07/01/2009 21:35

I'm afraid the game is up folks - i have you all on tape (not MSN)

BobbingBob · 07/01/2009 21:35

Thankyou my darlin'.

Better out than in, eh?

BobbingBob · 07/01/2009 21:34
allnewcontrolfreaky · 07/01/2009 21:33

pint of snakebite for bob darlin'

BobbingBob · 07/01/2009 21:30

I'm no relation to that busybody fine upstanding officer of the law.

Who's serving behind the bar these days? A manly man such as my good self could die of thirst around 'ere.

GolfingGerry · 07/01/2009 21:30

Ossifer! Believe Me! I never meant any harm! Can there not be some account taken of my White Collar status? My Lexus? My Middle Management Canteen vouchers?

And I was just about (following the advice of my dear lady wife - did I tell you about her Yum-Yum?), to ask if I could, once again, hang my personally-engraved tankard ("In Vino Veritas" ) behind the bar of Ye Olde Mums Nette, which I have come to realize is a friend in deed.

allnewcontrolfreaky · 07/01/2009 21:29

see, i knew it was you!

localbobbyonbeat · 07/01/2009 21:27

Any more smartarse comments and you'll be out in the same cell as gerry. Now go and sit down and try to have a civil drink over some dominoes.