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Original poster

STILL need to talk mouldie?

594 replies

algyfromthepub · 06/01/2009 21:27

ha! tell bob i'm here.

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nosyneighbour · 08/01/2009 00:32

cheers pet

Oldcroon fear not i have some tartare sauce to take care of said big fish, besides there is plenty tarts around here that have left their slutty fishnet stockings lying around I have fashioned this:

If this fails i will have to just post some 'jolly phonics' through the letterbox - this may help

bellavita · 08/01/2009 00:30

Sleep calls, night all.

bellavita · 08/01/2009 00:28

On the house mate!

ToothlessOldCrone · 08/01/2009 00:28

The golf club, my dear, I see a fish, a big fearsome fish. who speaks but the speech is unclear.......

nosyneighbour · 08/01/2009 00:27

rose wine dear! ignnore me I forgetting me manners toneet, I have been in an out of this pub like a piston to day its been one thing after another.

nosyneighbour · 08/01/2009 00:25

pint of rose my dear, thanks

bellavita · 08/01/2009 00:24

nosyneighbour - errr

Anyone for a pint?

nosyneighbour · 08/01/2009 00:22

you saying its in me hand that I 'bi' oh dear wiat til bob hears about this

What else does it say?

ToothlessOldCrone · 08/01/2009 00:20

Pay attention, nosyneighbour! You are being distracted by yon comely barmaid!

nosyneighbour · 08/01/2009 00:18

You a dirty RL barmaid? Theyve been going mad not that i could be gossipping like a mrs mangle

any doggers about?

bellavita · 08/01/2009 00:15

Have just come in from work and had to look at this thread - fab.

nosyneighbour · 08/01/2009 00:12

Its all right toothless I'll bling them out of sight woth mt costumer jewlery

ToothlessOldCrone · 08/01/2009 00:03

Do not knock on the golf club door. Much danger awaits you there!

nosyneighbour · 08/01/2009 00:01

Oh yes I have too, I just try to have fun in here, Im scared of knnocking on golf club door

ToothlessOldCrone · 07/01/2009 23:59
nosyneighbour · 07/01/2009 23:53

Thanks Bob that was luuuurrrrveeeely (wow nosy neighbour has really loosend up and relaxed tonite)

Now what fortune do you have to tell me oldcrooner?

BobbingBob · 07/01/2009 23:52

On me, hopefully!

ToothlessOldCrone · 07/01/2009 23:47

Now my love, where were we?

BobbingBob · 07/01/2009 23:47

I never could resist a damsel in distress.

nosyneighbour · 07/01/2009 23:41

The pub fecking landlord and where have you been - we've had all sort of bother in here tonight - as local resident I must protest.

(not that she really ever cares)

Oh Oh help me BOB

ThePubLandlord · 07/01/2009 23:35
nosyneighbour · 07/01/2009 23:33

Well, allnewcontrol, my nosyneighbour network tells me they talk of ot flushes and incontinence knickers and HRT - I mean one has to be of a certain age to able to afford to play golf and be retired from employment to have time to play, then again how many worked? I mean the amount of rounds they can clock up is no ones business

allnewcontrolfreaky · 07/01/2009 23:31

oooh yeah, go on...

VinegarTits · 07/01/2009 23:31

It's like walking into a scene from 'Who's Line is it Anyway'

Were's me pub landlord costume?

nosyneighbour · 07/01/2009 23:31

dont you scare me on other thread like that again BOB

now where is toothycrooner - get bck here I paid for your whiskey

Bob ive got some great dogging tapes from golf club shall I put them on the big screen?