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Original poster

STILL need to talk mouldie?

594 replies

algyfromthepub · 06/01/2009 21:27

ha! tell bob i'm here.

OP posts:
SadBillyNoMates · 08/01/2009 16:50

Coming in here for 4 years and always on my own. Bit quieter here now, innit?

maggiethemoodycook · 08/01/2009 15:40

lentils??

don't come in here with your fancy talk....

ThePubLandLord · 08/01/2009 15:31

Says to sadbillynomates 'on your own then?'

SadBillyNoMates · 08/01/2009 15:14

Still ignorimg me then? You do still serve, beer, I take it?

ThePubLandLord · 08/01/2009 14:53

Yeah, what can i get you??

We dont serve lentils in here

DaddyJ · 08/01/2009 14:47

LOL at
It's curtain up on my Yum Yum in half an hour

dippythehippy · 08/01/2009 13:50

man i've been here all day, just want a bowl of lentils, not happening for me, but hey, i'm diggin my skinny look.

SadBillyNoMates · 08/01/2009 12:58

Pint please.

dippythehippy · 08/01/2009 10:13

wow man, this place is far out, could smell it from my yurt.

BobbingBob · 08/01/2009 10:01
ThePubLandlord · 08/01/2009 09:47
nosyneighbour · 08/01/2009 09:43
TheRealSlimShadyBarmaid · 08/01/2009 08:53
nosyneighbour · 08/01/2009 01:30

night

ToothlessOldCrone · 08/01/2009 01:19

Goodnight nosyneighbour! Am off to jump the bones of Oldgit, whether he's conscious or night!

nosyneighbour · 08/01/2009 01:17

too acidic for my taste, sorry noe of that round here

ToothlessOldCrone · 08/01/2009 01:15

Lemon Drizzle?

nosyneighbour · 08/01/2009 01:10

what sort of cake would that be then?

ToothlessOldCrone · 08/01/2009 01:08

Never mind the viagra, did you mention cake?

nosyneighbour · 08/01/2009 01:02

toothless I couldnt possible say....

...well them old timers the DH's at golf club wil have some - here take my extra large fishnet stocking to grab one. When you've done this empty ther pockets, ignore the memory sticks, these are ust full of old threads.

ToothlessOldCrone · 08/01/2009 00:53
nosyneighbour · 08/01/2009 00:49

do you want a drink then - cos theyve gone to bed you'll have to help yourself

MrsBrendaDyson · 08/01/2009 00:44

Chapter One
A SQUAT grey building of only thirty-four stories. Over the main entrance the words, CENTRAL LONDON HATCHERY AND CONDITIONING CENTRE, and, in a shield, the World State's motto, COMMUNITY, IDENTITY, STABILITY.

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nosyneighbour · 08/01/2009 00:41

I met an old croon
Who fed me a silly tune
She scared me with tales of fish
I thought it was a weird fetish
I pulled out the sauce
It was no good of course
And ranaway to get a spoon

I banged away day and night
Til bob was no more in sight
When the dried up prunes had gone
the swingers carried on and on
The redlight never flickered
As mamy got lickered

Some sites are for dogging
But loyalties are fogging
for goodness sake
lets share the cake

ToothlessOldCrone · 08/01/2009 00:32

Sleep well, my pretty!