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Original poster

STILL need to talk mouldie?

594 replies

algyfromthepub · 06/01/2009 21:27

ha! tell bob i'm here.

OP posts:
Clarissimo · 06/01/2009 22:18

(Ah well we have the Ryder cup course just behind us and I am reading the golfer influx),

morningpaper · 06/01/2009 22:18
BobbingBob · 06/01/2009 22:17
morningpaper · 06/01/2009 22:17

I actually took golf lessons when I was pregnant

I've no idea why, it was a sort of craving

I quite fancied the old pro who kept grabbing my arms from behind me and saying "Stick our your bum like a panda presenting itself!"

pregnancy hormones

Clarissimo · 06/01/2009 22:17

Oi Bobswife! You.

You think yer ard enuff? Do yer? Ave a go then, go awn.

BobbingBob · 06/01/2009 22:15
BobswifewhoshaggedAlgy · 06/01/2009 22:15

Oi! Peachy! Who you callin' a dog!

BustyBarberra · 06/01/2009 22:15

Algy are you just gonna stand there, defend my honour you lousy lump.

Takes jar of pickles off Bob and starts throwing them at Bobs wife whilst shouting " get in this jar you will feel right at home"

BecauseImWorthIt · 06/01/2009 22:15
Clarissimo · 06/01/2009 22:14

Nah, too posh for my likings. Still on sawdust training me, all that piss soaked sawdust fair gets a girl going you know

morningpaper · 06/01/2009 22:14
BobswifewhoshaggedAlgy · 06/01/2009 22:14

Yeah. I got 'em done special down t'market they had an offer on cos some of the nails had gone mouldy.

Cost me eight bloody quid thats 6 packs of fags off dock!

And Barberra's gone and broke it with her earring!

And me Elizabeth Duke clown necklace has got lost on the floor somewhere.

morningpaper · 06/01/2009 22:13
Clarissimo · 06/01/2009 22:13

Lots of dogs in tonight then gals

morningpaper · 06/01/2009 22:13

I know whatchamean Clara

Did I see you at the Seven Sisters last nite?

BobbingBob · 06/01/2009 22:13

I'll give you my best if you like, TSAP.

DesperateHousewifeToo · 06/01/2009 22:13

Is this a belated mumsnet panto?

morningpaper · 06/01/2009 22:12
Thomcat · 06/01/2009 22:12

LOL Chip. I love a last word me!
Only have another 956 posts to go!

BobbingBob · 06/01/2009 22:12

Yer can't beat a good Russell, me dears.

TWINSETinapeartree · 06/01/2009 22:11

pmsl I thought the thread title was "Like to talk to a moldie" as in I am sat in here waiting come give me your best.

I was coming in just to say you're brave!

but total pmsl at my freudian slip emoticon I typed grave rather than grin in my brackets probably blending brave and grin but still rather spooky.

Clarissimo · 06/01/2009 22:11

gelled by someone in the house while watching the brats dontacha know?

Well ita tekes it out of you this barmaid up the B&E after all

BobbingBob · 06/01/2009 22:11
chipmonkey · 06/01/2009 22:10

You even dirtier dog!

morningpaper · 06/01/2009 22:09

oooh Bobswife are those gelled nails?

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