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Original poster

STILL need to talk mouldie?

594 replies

algyfromthepub · 06/01/2009 21:27

ha! tell bob i'm here.

OP posts:
BobbingBob · 06/01/2009 22:33

Oooooh my little Peachy-weachy. You little minx!

BobswifewhoshaggedAlgy · 06/01/2009 22:33

Oh yes I know all about the blue WKD Clarissimo..... >>>

Clarissimo · 06/01/2009 22:33
Ukranianbarmaid · 06/01/2009 22:32

I get off at 11 Bob-we could look for somewhere to hang it together

Clarissimo · 06/01/2009 22:32

Ah but Bob you got double 'elpins me luv.

and there's one on credit now if you get my drift....

NineIron · 06/01/2009 22:32

I don't care which of you is bumming who, but ffs stop using me for Improper Sexual Practices.

BobbingBob · 06/01/2009 22:30

You didn't tell me it only took two bottles, Peachy! And to think I bought you three...

Clarissimo · 06/01/2009 22:28

Stands still for fifty seconds to think of a witty retort

BobbingBob · 06/01/2009 22:28

You're in fine form this evening, my darling wife. Don't worry. I'll still have plenty of oomph left in me for you later, my sweet.

Got anywhere I can hang me coat, love?

BustyBarberra · 06/01/2009 22:27
GolfingGerry · 06/01/2009 22:27

Ah, lovely offer Babs, but I'm er.. a little under par at the moment..

GolfingGerry · 06/01/2009 22:24

I do indeed, Bob, I do indeed!

Between you,me and the doorknob, if it weren't for my South East Asia business trips I'd be a very unhappy boy, Bob. Oh yes, a very unhappy boy.

Ukranianbarmaid · 06/01/2009 22:24

Stop looking down my T-shirt you dirty bastards.

BobbingBob · 06/01/2009 22:24

He won't know if you don't tell him.

BustyBarberra · 06/01/2009 22:24

Siddles up to GolfingGerry and strokes his 9 iron " wanna come to my place and try to get an hole in one?"

BobswifewhoshaggedAlgy · 06/01/2009 22:24

Right who wants some!!!!

Clarissimo you think cos you changed your name I don't know you're that slag Peachy who does it up the arse for a bottle of blue WKD!

And mornin get your filthy hands off of my Bob he's more of a man then you'll ever know get back to your writing and dream of getting jiggy with a fine specimen like my fella

Clarissimo · 06/01/2009 22:23

That ther telegraf the nobs read had a bit on the gold club yer know MP

Cheers m'dear

morningpaper · 06/01/2009 22:23

crap, I need to get home, it's late AGAIN and if I spend another night at the bloody Hun & Rabbit with Bob AGAIN then me hubby will go postal

morningpaper · 06/01/2009 22:22

oooh yes please darling can I have a shot of voddie while I'm waiting?

BobbingBob · 06/01/2009 22:21

I've got me works van, Gerry. Plenty of room in the back, if yer know what I mean eh? A car might cramp me style.

Clarissimo · 06/01/2009 22:21

Cider n black MP me love?

morningpaper · 06/01/2009 22:19
GolfingGerry · 06/01/2009 22:19

Sooo. What are you driving, these days, Bob? Me? Well, life in the lubricant-and-lubricant-derivatives industry is pre-tty good, as it happens: I've been upgraded to a Lexus.

BobswifewhoshaggedAlgy · 06/01/2009 22:18

Me extensions!!!!!

Algy never loved you anyway Barberra he told me you were a dried up old hag with cobwebs up your chuff thats why he had to come and get some off a real woman!

BobbingBob · 06/01/2009 22:18

I'll remember the panda line for later tonight, MP.

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