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Original poster

STILL need to talk mouldie?

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algyfromthepub · 06/01/2009 21:27

ha! tell bob i'm here.

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GolfingGerry · 06/01/2009 22:54

Ah - you mean the keys to my Lexus? Wilco.

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algyfromthepub · 06/01/2009 22:52

and could you stop jangling those fecking keys, you're getting on my tits.

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BustyBarberra · 06/01/2009 22:52

oooh where is everyone?

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algyfromthepub · 06/01/2009 22:52

elitist patronising knob
not here mate.

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GolfingGerry · 06/01/2009 22:50

Anyone seen my copy of WhatStereo?

I've no idea what you could possibly mean Algy. It's not a Golf Club exactly, more a club for ..people.. who like..golf.

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algyfromthepub · 06/01/2009 22:50
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Ukranianbarmaid · 06/01/2009 22:49

You could ask a few friends along -the more the merrier. I have some friends also. We could have a little party.

BobbingBob · 06/01/2009 22:48

Mine already is a large one.

BobbingBob · 06/01/2009 22:46

No-one will know if we have our own lock-in. No fancy rules in 'ere.

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algyfromthepub · 06/01/2009 22:44

evenin all. i'm back. nipped out to inspect a bunker up the golf club with some of my golfing chums.... well, i thought they were my chums....

what have i missed? where's bob and is that his lovely lady wife i saw round the back of the carpark?

make mine a large one

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Ukranianbarmaid · 06/01/2009 22:43
GolfingGerry · 06/01/2009 22:42
Ukranianbarmaid · 06/01/2009 22:42

Have Algy and Gerry gone? We could have had a lock-in.

BobbingBob · 06/01/2009 22:40

Ooooh, Barb! You're a fine upstanding citizen tonight, darlin', if you know what I mean.

BustyBarberra · 06/01/2009 22:40

Yes please but go easy on the slice.

BobbingBob · 06/01/2009 22:39

Good night, my darling wife. You can be up and down all night with me too later. They don't call me Bobbing Bob for nowt, you know.

BustyBarberra · 06/01/2009 22:38

Yoohoo Bob....over here..

Dont forget meeheeeee.

Ukranianbarmaid · 06/01/2009 22:37

Ice and a slice Barbara?

BobswifewhoshaggedAlgy · 06/01/2009 22:37

Right Bob! I'm off to bed clubbing now. Don't get up to anything with these slags while I'm gone!

NineIron · 06/01/2009 22:36

the important thing, bobbers, is not to indulge in any carnal activity that causes you to break rule 716b part tuesday clause vivivivivivivi: don't fuck the club's clubs.

BobbingBob · 06/01/2009 22:35

This is a difficult decision. The wife or the barmaid? Hmmm.....

BustyBarberra · 06/01/2009 22:34

Fair enough Gerry >

G&T please.....with an umbrella.

NineIron · 06/01/2009 22:34

ouch!

Ukranianbarmaid · 06/01/2009 22:34

You'll have to pay for that darling

NineIron · 06/01/2009 22:34

Don't think I've forgotten the axle grease incident. Oh the things I've seen...