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Original poster

STILL need to talk mouldie?

594 replies

algyfromthepub · 06/01/2009 21:27

ha! tell bob i'm here.

OP posts:
nosyneighbour · 07/01/2009 11:37

ready for action

DaveFromTheBrewery · 07/01/2009 11:36

Oh, so you're Algy? Heard all about you.

nosyneighbour · 07/01/2009 11:35
ThePubLandLord · 07/01/2009 11:34

bobs wife, try the back of davefromthebrewery's escort

slag

DaveFromTheBrewery · 07/01/2009 11:33

Well, ladies? Anyone fancing heading Up West?

Original poster
algyfromthepub · 07/01/2009 11:32

how's it hanging dave?

OP posts:
Original poster
algyfromthepub · 07/01/2009 11:32

morning all. anyone seen bob's wife this morning?

OP posts:
ThePubLandLord · 07/01/2009 11:31
bigbadjaneyes · 07/01/2009 11:30

(waxed ones of course)

WTF

DaveFromTheBrewery · 07/01/2009 11:27

Oy! That's MY escort, you slaaag!

ThePubLandLord · 07/01/2009 11:27
DaveFromTheBrewery · 07/01/2009 11:24

He causing you any trouble, love?

Dreyfus · 07/01/2009 11:22

I've never been anyone's favourite mumsnetter before. swoons with happiness

Mind you I was up all night worrying that I mayve wrecked my chance of a Moldie invite.

BobbingBob · 07/01/2009 11:21

Has anyone seen my wife? I thought she was in our bed last night but when I woke up this morning I realised that the drooling and farting had been coming from the dog.

Bloody woman.

BobswifewhoshaggedAlgy · 07/01/2009 11:11

Oh no it's broken. I'll kill that Barberra.

Oh no I'm out of cash, you couldn't lend us a couple of quid for a taxi could you love?

Oh hellllooooo there handsome you couldn't give me a lift home in the Escort could you. I'll make it worth your while.

DaveFromTheBrewery · 07/01/2009 11:04

What's going on here then? This 'ere pub's been giving GreeneWetherQueen's a bad name.

thePolishCleaner · 07/01/2009 11:01

yes very good Bob need a good clean HAHA!

ThePubLandLord · 07/01/2009 11:00

You been in a fight love?

Them bogs need cleaning

thePolishCleaner · 07/01/2009 10:51

yes hello good morning

ThePubLandLord · 07/01/2009 10:49
BobswifewhoshaggedAlgy · 07/01/2009 10:48

Oi, cleanerski. Ave you found a clown necklace on the floor I lost it last night. Eeeh I feel crap. Left the club at 4am, picked up some bloke called Gerry in a Lexus, ended up shagging on the golf course. Broke a window of the clubhouse too. If you see our Bob will you tell him I spent the night here?

thePolishCleaner · 07/01/2009 10:33
Clarissimo · 07/01/2009 10:20
BobbingBob · 07/01/2009 09:44
BecauseImWorthIt · 07/01/2009 09:41
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