Please or to access all these features

Site stuff

Join our Innovation Panel to try new features early and help make Mumsnet better.

See all MNHQ comments on this thread

is there a moldies part three?

1015 replies

Tortington · 03/01/2009 15:31

just wondering, as i can't find it.

OP posts:
TroyVerne · 05/01/2009 21:06

just as well spam, coz i wasnt offering it

fab poem dreyfus

NorkyButNice · 05/01/2009 20:58

Dreyfus -

MP - please let the poem go in the roundup!

Mamazon · 05/01/2009 20:43

so who is it thats actually buggered off to this greener pasture?

MoreSpamThanGlam · 05/01/2009 20:42

Dreyfus - thats brilliant!

Troy - when I want your sympathy, or anybodies for that matter, I'll ask for it...but dont hold your breath. Well - you can if you want...

DumbledoresGirl · 05/01/2009 20:16

Well done Dreyfus. If this can't make Morningpaper's round-up, your poem at least ought to.

DesperateHousewifeToo · 05/01/2009 20:14

Dreyfus - that's fab

wartybosoms · 05/01/2009 20:04

Rofl Dreyfus, fabulous
These ravings posts have been worth it just for that!

chipmonkey · 05/01/2009 20:03

Like it Dreyfus!

Mercy · 05/01/2009 19:26

Nighbynight, well we obviously have different approaches to dealing to friends (or even so called friends)

I can only echo Wannabe's post on this thread on Saturday which sums up my way of thinking.

I'm sorry you are upset by all of this; it's happened to me in RL but it's just made me bit more objective/aloof/cynical over the years.

Btw, as far as I can work out you have had a slight name change (but I could be wrong). I understand why people need to do this but it does make it harder to be recognised by others who may have known someone for years.

Also if I have been genuinely hurt I wouldn't display my emotions so publicly (not that I think you have) or jump on hte bandwagon (again, not that I think you have)

By the time I've posted this (in between abut 20 mins of reading and dealing with fighting dc) the thread will probably have moved on. Hey ho.

Dreyfus · 05/01/2009 18:57

I woke from a dream and found I had writ a Pome. I hope it raises a smile rather than cutlasses...

In the year 2008
Began that saga, MoldieGate
When the elite Chosen Few
(around one hundred and forty two)
Fled en masse for better climes
And thus began some troubled times.

'We are the Crem-miest Creme de Creme
And so we're not inviting Them
We don't want her, she's quite unknown
And she has always made me groan.'
With every post they aspired to be
Endowed with Moldie Royalty.

Miffed, the unchosen masses chuggered
'Why have those Moldies orf they buggered?
And so much more importantleee
Why did the meanies not pick MEEEE?'

But we'll be fine, MN still rocks
We won't put thistles in Moldies' socks
Or any other naughty triques
From now on there'll be no more cliques

And they can post both There and here
And we can post - just here, I fear
But moving very swiftly on,
It's time that all this woe be gone
A brand New Year, we wish them well
We hope that over there it's hell swell.

DaddyJ · 05/01/2009 18:26

FA - see here for fight or flight.
Don't worry, this is not about you nor me (no, I don't post on the Telegraph site),
this is about the people who are in a position
to really make a difference.

This story deserves a better ending.

FioFio · 05/01/2009 18:13

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn

TroyVerne · 05/01/2009 18:08

ach, you dont need my permission. stick what you like wherever you like for all i care. you should know that i'm short on sympathy though

MoreSpamThanGlam · 05/01/2009 17:56

Nah

I shall have a froot shoot up my arse and a greggs sausage roll in my gob. That ok with you?

TroyVerne · 05/01/2009 17:53

will you be having a boden in your mouth and a plum up your bum instead, morespamthanglam?

TotalChaos · 05/01/2009 17:50

ack Dior - why not just hide this thread (and part 4 if it carries on that long)? 99% of MN is discussing the usual stuff.

MoreSpamThanGlam · 05/01/2009 17:49

Fucks sake..I cant even spell...

MoreSpamThanGlam · 05/01/2009 17:49

I have raging PMT and I am thinking of starting a new forum called Mankies, for people that do not have a plum in there mouth and a copy of Boden shoved up their arse....

compo · 05/01/2009 17:45
Nighbynight · 05/01/2009 17:44

Mercy - do you really not understand why we don't want to email or phone people and say "are you in the moldies? why didnt you remember me?"
Because the answer is probably along the lines of "Well you arent very important to me, and I forgot about you"

DaddyJ · 05/01/2009 17:43

I should not have posted and gone off into a business meeting.
Sorry!

Will try and catch up..

TroyVerne · 05/01/2009 17:36

can anyone join mumsnet daughters of mediocrity?
i wnated to join the mouldies but they said no.
apparently i'm not a big enuff character.

DumbledoresGirl · 05/01/2009 16:33

No they don't miss me enough Custy. Thanks for pointing that out, I might not have realised otherwise.

Tortington · 05/01/2009 16:30

thats it - unless someone says something blatenly stupis ( a la daddyJ ) then i promise to lay off dib dib kiss my arse.

OP posts:
Custardo · 05/01/2009 16:30

This reply has been deleted

Message withdrawn

Please create an account

To comment on this thread you need to create a Mumsnet account.

This thread is not accepting new messages.