If you (still) feel the need to discuss Moldies, please do it here so folks can hide this if they want to.

I have just had a moment Quattro as I have been posted rude silly stuff and thought this would look really bad if it was leaked and my work found out.

I am really sorry all this stuff has been quoted in the newspapers - particularly for the rev for whom it has professional implications.

FWIW it's made me think carefully about posting on here - I've always tried to guard privacy very carefully for work-related and family reasons. To find MN invaded by hacks intent on misquoting and variously stirring up a lot of trouble is disturbing.

We will all moon MNHQ for you bumper.

Oh Bumper

Why won't they delete all your posts Bump?

They have done so for other people in the past haven't they?

Black sambuca is not available in the uk? Well that's no bloody good!

The best Slippery Nipple is made with Baileys and Black Sambuca ( never seen it in UK)
Or it is sometimes called Oil Sump
I lurve it...

Bumperlicious, won't speculate, I posted and felt a moment's horror I might have been quoted (with an unrecognisable christmas name).

It must feel awful. You "FFS" away.

I'll do one for you.. FFS

sorry should be 'left lying around'

oh bump

Oh FFS, this whole situation is really pissing me off now. I'm really fucked off. I asked MNHQ to delete my posts, they won't and Justine explained why, which is fair enough, and it's all very well saying "oh well you should have thought about what you posted before you posted it". WELL THAT WAS FINE UNTIL SOMEONE FUCKING MADE UP SOME SHIT ABOUT WHAT I POSTED.

And while this is an open forum and sure anyone could search on Bumperlicious and see all my posts, and someone who knew me would probably know it was me but you would have to come across the name first. That was fine UNTIL SOME TOSSER FUCKING PRINTED IT IN A NATIONAL NEWSPAPER FOR NO GOOD FUCKING REASON.

And sure there are some things that I have posted that I don't really want people in my RL to read, but when I posted then I weighed it up against the chances of it actually happening which was fine UNTIL HANNAH GODFREY DECIDED TO MISQUOTE ME.

Now unless you are any of the other people misquoted in this article I beg you not to speculate as to how it feels to see your MN name, which is as familiar to me as my christian name, in print.

FFS.

in just under 2 hours i will have a 12 yr old in my house (dd2's birthday), i just thought i would throw that in there

We've been away for Christmas hence the delay - just need to have some left for when the family come here on Thursday - could be tricky...

you've just cut your cake NL????
I've just finished mine off....
no wonder I feel like I'm going to burst

My cake doesn't make crumbs - it makes gorgeous little morsels of pleasure!

No MP he can manage a knife - but he moaned like anything about the marzipan as well! I shut him in the garage and only let him out when the neighbours heard the noise when he seemed contrite.

I like big chunks of cherries. Lots of brandy also.
MP with a posting name like that MN will be front page on readers wives. (or whatever it's called - innocent)

urrrr I just couldn't eat another crumb

[lies through teef]

at your DH

does he need to have his meat cut up, too?

Ta!

yes but there chopped qp very small - please don't start - dh made enough fuss but you can't have a christmas cake without glace cherries!!!

Does it have cherries in?

Ladies - I know you're all getting legless but can I offer you some Christmas cake to soak up the booze?

I've just cut mine and it's bloody good. First time I've ever made it and it's so good I may need to get a statue errected to commemmorate it!

Go on bauble - it's for a good cause!
bald - I can't believe you actually make your own rice pudding. Truly a domestic goddess.