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If you (still) feel the need to discuss Moldies, please do it here so folks can hide this if they want to.

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LittleDonkeyCarrieMaryMumsnet · 23/12/2008 12:47

Well hopefully the title says it all. There's been a suggestion, and we agree, that as we did with Baby P and the Mc Canns we just have one thread where anyone who feels they still have anything to add on this subject can post and those who'd rather move on can hide it away.

It feels strange to put this thread in site stuff as we are definitely not wanting to encourage further discussion of Moldies (we have presents to wrap too you know ) but we weren't sure where else to put it.

We will delete any new Moldies threads that are started, so please feel free to report them in case we miss any (what with wrapping the presents and all...)

And if you do want to carry on the discussion please remember that Mumsnet's here to make everyone's lives easier and not the reverse, and that Christmas is a time of goodwill to all mumsnetters past, present and future

Thanks,
MNHQ

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controlfreakyhohohohohohoho · 30/12/2008 18:21

bit bored VVV?

Tinker · 30/12/2008 18:18

When you have to pay a fare and a half on the bus.

pagwatch · 30/12/2008 18:14

Stage five is when you are taller seated than you are standing up...

LadyMuck · 30/12/2008 18:11

I suspect stage 5 is when you can knit with them.

Threadworm · 30/12/2008 18:11

On second thoughts please go back to discussing moldies.

Tinker · 30/12/2008 18:08

I daren't ask...is there a stage five?

onebatmotherofgoditschilly · 30/12/2008 18:04

figs - that's it. Allbran can have the initial effect of making it harder to poo (can't remember why) but figs/prunes are quite immediate and will also soften the poos that are already formed.

Do you have any festive figs around?

If they're hanging out of your bum (stage three) and/or you can't push them back in (stage four) you need to go to the gp to get them banded at an outpatient clinic, which is v likely to get rid of them forever.

Thereafter, high-veg diet etc

onebatmotherofgoditschilly · 30/12/2008 17:56

ouch.
Don't have allbran! Got a feeling that's not recommended at all, wrong sort, too rough, will give you more pain.

Hold on.

MrJustAbout · 30/12/2008 17:55

ew ew ew ew ew

groan · 30/12/2008 17:52

Great idea VVQ

VeniVidiVickiQV · 30/12/2008 17:51

of course, in the meantime, sit on a pack of frozen peas to help ease the pain.

VeniVidiVickiQV · 30/12/2008 17:50

proctosedyl is ace but prescription only i think. better than the usual bunch [ha] of meds.

Rhubarb · 30/12/2008 17:49

ouch! ouch! ouch! ouch! ouch!

It's more painful than finding out about Moldies!

groan · 30/12/2008 17:41

Huge sympathies as they are truly awful when they decide to erupt .

revjustaboutwipestheslateclean · 30/12/2008 17:40

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groan · 30/12/2008 17:36

Can you send out for some germoloid cream? It should help sooth the area at least. I seem to remember soluble fibre is the right kind of fibre to eat (possibly talking out of hat here as brain a bit fried due to MAP).

Dh has fallen in love with me all over again after he FINALLY agreed to try germoloids on his piles .

NorthernLurker · 30/12/2008 17:35

Could you go to a pharmacist and ask advice?

Rhubarb · 30/12/2008 17:32

I've not had them this big since I gave birth!

And no, it won't go back in! It's fecking painful I tell ya! I going to eat AllBran every day of my fecking life after this.

NorthernLurker · 30/12/2008 17:25

Oh dear Rhubarb - is this a new problem or a reccurence of an old one?

groan · 30/12/2008 17:17

Can you push it back in Rhubarb? Did that with mine a few years ago, together with germoloid suppositories and it all calmed down.

germoloids are the biz, better than anything gp gave me for piles.

Threadworm · 30/12/2008 17:16

Please don't ask for rehashes. Every time someone does that it brings a repeat of the same vicious cirlce of discussions.

groan · 30/12/2008 17:14

Have skimmed relevant threads but still not sure who broke the Moldgate story?

Rhubarb · 30/12/2008 17:13

Good.

I'VE GOT A FECKING GREAT BIG GRAPE HANGING OUT OF MY ARSE!!!

HELP!!!!!

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