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Dear MNHQ: Er, not that I'm desperate, or bitter, or competitive...

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GoodWilfToAllMN · 18/12/2008 13:50

or ANY of those things

But why have you suddenly changed the closing date of the Xmas name comp to Friday after I so PATENTLY had won by the original date you set?

Hmmmmm?

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RustyBear · 19/12/2008 11:34

You lost your (from MNHQ) though....

AbbyMumsnet · 19/12/2008 11:11

Did you see what I did there? Abby?hAppy?

Genius.

sorkycake · 19/12/2008 11:05

it'll be a crime if Soupy doesn't win.

LedodgyChristmasjumper · 19/12/2008 10:53

Ok if we're taking the crap poetry line Scummy, her's mine.

Ledodgy, Ledodgy!
All the others are podgy!

hAppyMumsnet · 19/12/2008 10:37

I win

ScummyMummy · 18/12/2008 20:53

Oh good! Still time for the right person to win:

Myrrhcy, Myrrhcy, Myrrhcy!
The other names are worsey!

RustyBear · 18/12/2008 16:21

Hijack re newsletter:

Has anyone pointed out to MNTowers yet that the singular of 'lice' is 'louse'

GoodWilfToAllMN · 18/12/2008 16:18

I could almost cope with being overtaken if there were to be an official corruption crisis named in my honour.

WilfGate...

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Myrrhcy · 18/12/2008 16:14

So it's not a stickie anymore hten?

GerryChristmasMumsnet · 18/12/2008 16:13

I'm 'saving' the new jumper till Dec 25. Yes, the bribes gifts were appreciated

Threadworrm · 18/12/2008 16:09

I insist that Mumsnet be sued and taken offline for that implied calumny. I bake for no-one.

LedodgyChristmasjumper · 18/12/2008 16:08

I hope she didn't drop crumbs down her new jumper!

hecAteAMillionMincePies · 18/12/2008 16:07

I heard Gerry really enjoyed all those chocs and mini-muffins that appeared on her desk.....

Threadworrm · 18/12/2008 16:01

Harumph to all those who suggest there is anything to 'blame' anyone for in the Halloween comp. I for one think it all went swimmingly, this year and last year.

I maintained a hurt silence toward the denigrators.

LedodgyChristmasjumper · 18/12/2008 15:59

I bloody wish!

hecAteAMillionMincePies · 18/12/2008 15:56

have you been at the sherry L?

LedodgyChristmasjumper · 18/12/2008 15:51

*gerry not Gery damn this dodgy keyboard!

LedodgyChristmasjumper · 18/12/2008 15:51

*Justine

LedodgyChristmasjumper · 18/12/2008 15:51

Just remember all those jumpers i've sent you to wear MNHQ Justone i hope you liked the Christmas pudding one and I bet gery looks lovely in the flashing nose Rudoplph one.

Swedes · 18/12/2008 15:49

MNHQ - Who did you want to win?

GerryChristmasMumsnet · 18/12/2008 15:47

Dasher How very dare you! [actually, it's an uncannily accurate description of what happens to staff who've erred]. Will it go down as Wilfgate?

VinegarTitsTheSeasonToBeJolly · 18/12/2008 15:43

Has MNHQ been taking tips from the BBC?

Its an outrage, can i have my money back, it cost me £10,000 to post that vote

DasherDancerPrancerFMVixen · 18/12/2008 15:39

gerry@mumsnet is a codeword. She doesn't exist. You are directed into a cupboard marked cunningly with the words ''Complaints Dept''. When you walk in, the doos slams and a trap door opens. You are hurtled down a laundry shute to land in a pile of stale Greggs sausgae rolls. While you lie there , momentarily stunned at this unexpected turn of events, you are sprayed with honey and glitter, before they take away your MN memebership and throw you to the BabyWorlders.

Readers, this happened to me!

ToysAreLikeDogs · 18/12/2008 15:36

cupboard

GerryChristmasMumsnet · 18/12/2008 15:35

[muffled cries]