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MNHQ: Your site users will be offline shortly for some essential maintenance

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PsychotherapuTECH · 02/10/2008 09:44

Following yesterday's corruption of the site by CIV (Collective Insanity Virus) the site usership is known to be affected by:

Munchhausen by Internet
Sleuthing Compulsion
Naivity Syndrome
WTF Syndrome

We will therefore be taking it offline for therapy. Apologies for any inconvenience.

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frumpygrumpy · 04/10/2008 16:07

yup, totally cured and cleaned out in areas that will smart for years

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PsychotherapuTECH · 03/10/2008 09:38

LOL frumpy. I think I overdid the disinfectant, didn't I. Still, you must be cured by now.

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frumpygrumpy · 02/10/2008 22:47

are we there yet? [innocent]

shabster · 02/10/2008 11:31
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PsychotherapuTECH · 02/10/2008 11:09

For prophylactic purposes, would all those waiting for therapy, please walk through the disinfectant trough at the thread door.

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zazen · 02/10/2008 11:03

Oh right VC, I have a permanent IP, haven't had an ISP for yonkers.

well, it seems to be back to normal now: EC is banned.

Shall we get on

shabster · 02/10/2008 10:48
frumpygrumpy · 02/10/2008 10:36

I feel I have collective insanity virus and I would love some offline therapy

MerlinsBeard · 02/10/2008 10:33

get away from me you lurgy lot!

VictorianSqualor · 02/10/2008 10:31

No zazen.
Bounty banned em three times yesterday (don't ask) I just renewed my IP every time. Simple.

zazen · 02/10/2008 10:26

Blocking trolling posters IP addys would work no?

I have to confess I'm a bit of a compulsive sleuth.

CherryChapstick · 02/10/2008 10:24

Have we all caught these things then? When will be getting our vaccinations?

Boco · 02/10/2008 10:23

Oh good, I knew Armed Moderators was the only way forward. What about using the Sanctuary as a temporary remand and reprogramming centre for trolls or those suspected of trollery?

I don't think proof should be necessary or anything - and there should be a 92 day period of detention without trial. And ID cards. A general all pervading sense of paranoia and intrigue has already been introduced so that's good. MNHQ need to act now and get tough. We need Justine to step in as Glorious Leader to see us through. Otherwise we will start eating each other's IP addresses.

WendyWeber · 02/10/2008 10:22

BBM, you need to have whole threads displayed, not pages - then you can read to the very end (& then find it's gone when you refresh but hey, you'll still have seen most of it )

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PsychotherapuTECH · 02/10/2008 10:22
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S1ur · 02/10/2008 10:19

Ah, hmm.

And how do you feel about your father?

SlartyBartFast · 02/10/2008 10:11

aarh.
MEN, men just don't get it

SlartyBartFast · 02/10/2008 10:10

me don't bbm!

BigBadMousey · 02/10/2008 10:03

Me too PinkTulips - I was most disgruntled - I had only got to p3 when it disappeared. I tried explaing my disappointment to DH but he just didn't seem to understand

S1ur · 02/10/2008 10:02

Yes!

I promise no hugs, only cool dispassionate 'hmms' and 'ahs' probably finishing with 'how did you feel about your father?'

KerryMum · 02/10/2008 10:00

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Message withdrawn at poster's request.

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PsychotherapuTECH · 02/10/2008 09:59

Alright, Slur. You can do therapy. But nothing fluffy, promise?

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PinkTulips · 02/10/2008 09:59

had just found that thread last night when it got deleted so have no idea how it all ended.

typical, you all pick heroes night to go mad and now i'm going to be hearing about faketeenagemomgate for months and not have a clue what the hell went on!

do you people not own tv's?!

snigger · 02/10/2008 09:58

Why didn't we call in the deTECHtive?

S1ur · 02/10/2008 09:57

hurumph, you are going for the full agressive ECT approach then?

Well I shall take my fluffy talking therapy elsewhere then. I see a lot potential in Pet's corner.

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